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dual conversation 

A conversation, usually over online chat, which has two separate unrelated topics being discussed at the same time.
guy 1: I bought a hat today, put a picture on facebook

guy 2: I asked laurie out

guy 1: NO WAY! what happened?

guy 2: I hate the hat

guy 2: she turned me down

guy 1: fuck off I'm wearing it anyway

guy 1: aww that sucks dude

guy 2: yea I mean I've had a crush on her for ages... that hat is terrible, you should burn it

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dual conversation by Lord Damon October 4, 2009
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partners conversation 

This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears...

blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
person1: lol u heard this partners conversation the man just hears the dirty bits
person2: lolol

soulnumbing conversation

A conversation that is so detrimental to one's self that it not only numbs one's mind, it numbs one's soul.
"At a party at a friend's house, one of the guests locked me into the most soulnumbing conversations. I left the conversation feeling empty & slightly violated."

hollow conversation 

Conversation that is used in an awkward silence or when you don't really feel like talking to somebody. Often used when speaking to relatives over the phone.

Asking questions who's answers you don't really care about.
Some examples of hollow conversation are:

How has school been?

Nice weather today.

How are the kids?

Are you going on any vacations this summer?
hollow conversation by jumpysword December 2, 2011

normal conversation 

Conversations involving topics of a socially acceptable median.
Billy: "Hey Jimmy, hows your family?"

Jimmy: "They are doing good, hows everything with you and yours?

Billy: "Great, they are Great! Did you like the new Star Wars?"

Jimmy: "Hell Ya, what did you think Bill!?"

Normal Conversation being defined by Majority, Majority of individuals perseption of avarage conversation.

winning the conversation 

The outcome of a conversation in which one has out-witted the other person or left the other person speechless or reduced to profanity in the most offensive or ridiculous way. Often occurs on Omegle.
You: 3 FOR 0! I JUST TOTALLY WON THREE CONVERSATIONS IN A ROW!
Stranger: huh?
You: Man, do I love winning the conversation! And I'm about to win this one too! 4 for 0! High fives all around!
winning the conversation by _smiths December 27, 2009

stoned-conversation 

When you stoned-call a person, you have a conversation with them. Having an under-the-influence conversation with a social peer. Also, having a conversation with a person because your high as f*ck.
Joe: Dude! I'm so high! Let's stoned-call Sally!
Bob: Hell ya bro! We might be able to start a stoned-conversation with her!
Joe: Let's do that sh*t man!