Contraception

Always use contraception. There are different types.

Use ribbed for extra sensations
Use flavoured for oral pleasure!

by hayley! October 28, 2004

contralto

The lowest female singing voice. At their lowest, contraltos sometimes sound like Barry White. There are traditionally very few roles for contraltos in operas, though modern musical theatre has begun to include them. A common saying is that contraltos are only allowed to play "witches, bitches and britches," with "britches" referring to a trouser role.

Some famous contraltos are Cher, Fiona Apple, Patti LuPone and Marilyn Horne.
Some famous contralto roles in musical theatre are Katisha (The Mikado), Dalila (Samson et Dalila) and Charity (Sweet Charity).

by Pitti-Sing June 23, 2006

Second Great Contraction

The worldwide financial crisis of the late 2000s that started with widespread the American subprime mortgage defaults and led to the collapse of many overleveraged Wall Street firms such as Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers. The resultant recession has been deep and both monetary and fiscal policy have taken unprecedented steps in order to curtail its negative impact in efforts to prevent the credit markets from freezing and to stimulate spending.

Everyone keeps comparing the Second Great Contraction to the Great Depression, but only time will tell how similar they truly are.

by berryfrusion June 14, 2009

contrast shower

The act of taking a shower with interchanging water temperature; going from very hot to very cold, rapidly. This can be repeated numerous times.

Typically done from hot to cold in attempts to wake up or "refresh" ones self, the action can also be reversed (cold to hot) prior to bed.

"Wanna get dinner?"

"Sure.. gimme ten minutes.. I just got back from the gym, gonna contrast shower real quick."

by Myspace DaAaAave August 16, 2009

contrapt

To create something in a haphazard and improvisational manner.

"Its not like I can just go into my workshop and contrapt you a personal robot assistant overnight--these things take several months of delicate work."

by Christopher Kaiser June 15, 2005

contact sad

When you are made sad by other people's negative comments or attitudes, usually through Facebook posts.

"I don't like watching anime. Because I think the people watching it are sad. And that makes me sad." "Dude that's a contact sad."

by Marinelarena Christian September 13, 2014

Contact Gay

the temporary state of gayness or feelings of unexplained homosexuality experienced after either coming in contact with a gay man or cumming in contact with stephanie. yes thats coming with a u.

why are we watching rent and brokeback mountain?

fucking stephanie and her contact gay



dude im totally getting a contact gay from you
how can you tell
i think richard simmons is hot

by no_homo March 28, 2009