Person who plays militaristic fps all day while giving quotes on ranges of guns and whats possible in real life in military situations when he has not been in any military service. Couch commandos are usually very obese.
When I was playing online and complained about someone shooting me across the map the "couch commando know it all" than said it was possible and gave me the ballistics maximum range under a controlled environment and than said see its possible.
by ralphieG December 18, 2012
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Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.
Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!
When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!
Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.
Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!
When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!
Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips
by The Prospect September 19, 2013
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A male homosexual.
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$100 has no commas but $1,000,000 has two commas that can be counted
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"Nah dog that mans a .com commando talking like he got game but we all know he wouldn't do shit to me in the streets"
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by Joeyko19 April 18, 2019
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"Hey Mark, aren't you supposed to be studying for finals instead the Saturday night happy hour?"
"Nah, it's in 2 weeks, so I'll just wing it and study at a relaxed pace."
"Bro. You DO know that it's actually next week, right?"
"Oh damn, I gotta get studying! If push comes to shove, I'll just wing it all throughout the week though."
"But Mr. Smith's test is on Monday!"
"Now it looks like the time when shove comes to shovel... I'm gonna have to pull an all-nighter or two."
"Nah, it's in 2 weeks, so I'll just wing it and study at a relaxed pace."
"Bro. You DO know that it's actually next week, right?"
"Oh damn, I gotta get studying! If push comes to shove, I'll just wing it all throughout the week though."
"But Mr. Smith's test is on Monday!"
"Now it looks like the time when shove comes to shovel... I'm gonna have to pull an all-nighter or two."
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