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Couch Commando know it all

Person who plays militaristic fps all day while giving quotes on ranges of guns and whats possible in real life in military situations when he has not been in any military service. Couch commandos are usually very obese.
When I was playing online and complained about someone shooting me across the map the "couch commando know it all" than said it was possible and gave me the ballistics maximum range under a controlled environment and than said see its possible.
by ralphieG December 18, 2012
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company commander

An officer in the US Army in charge of a company of soldiers. Usually of captain rank
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.

Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!

When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!

Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips
Captain Pillai sucked as a CO
Company Commander
by The Prospect September 19, 2013
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fudge commando

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot fudge commando!
by sbo January 2, 2014
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count commas

to get money, add commas to your bank account as you obtain more money

$100 has no commas but $1,000,000 has two commas that can be counted
all i do is smoke weed and count commas

fuck bitches, count commas
by highkeyflex69 February 26, 2018
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.Com Commando

Someone who talks a lot of trash on the internet but in reality are very weak
"Yo dude did you see what Josh was saying in the group chat? he was claiming he would beat ur ass"

"Nah dog that mans a .com commando talking like he got game but we all know he wouldn't do shit to me in the streets"
by Joeyko19 April 18, 2019
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shove comes to shovel

"If push comes to shove" means that a slight push will escalate into a fight, then this means that you're fighting the opponents until you have to bury them. In other words, this is the next step up in escalation, often as an extreme last-resort measure.
"Hey Mark, aren't you supposed to be studying for finals instead the Saturday night happy hour?"
"Nah, it's in 2 weeks, so I'll just wing it and study at a relaxed pace."
"Bro. You DO know that it's actually next week, right?"
"Oh damn, I gotta get studying! If push comes to shove, I'll just wing it all throughout the week though."
"But Mr. Smith's test is on Monday!"
"Now it looks like the time when shove comes to shovel... I'm gonna have to pull an all-nighter or two."
by edw007 June 14, 2019
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Orbital Commander

Navigating through a group of fat people, either in a crowd or in a line
In order to move along the buffet line, I had to orbital commander around a group of fatties lingering around the chocolate fountain.
by The Freshman King January 18, 2020
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