food coma

When you're so full that no matter where you are or what you're doing you just want to sleep.

"She just ate a whole burrito bowl from Chipotle, she's gonna food coma"

by razzledazzlerose February 23, 2010

boner coma

The phenomenon known to commonly occur in males, when the heart cannot support the pumping of blood to both the brain and the erect penis. This often times causes a "blackout" period, from which the male wakes up in the middle of coitus with someone he may have normally never considered.

I was sitting at home playin with my cock, next think you know, I'm on top of that fat bitch Tracy! Must have went into a goddamn boner coma, cause I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!

by O Ski September 7, 2007

comagasm

An orgasm that is so big is sends you into a coma.

Oh my god, I had such a big comagasm that I slept for 11 hours :-S

by duncstar November 12, 2010

Coca Cola coma

When you drink a lot of coke late in the evening and your body if physically tired, but your brain can't shut down, so you kinda pass out at the dawn.

Man, i drank an entire 1,5 litre bottle of coke, it 's 2am and i feel like bungee jumping, but also i wanna die a little... I guess I'm in a coca cola coma now.

by Prasi December 30, 2015

Sleep Coma

Never waking up for anything during a long duration of sleep.

ex. ' i slept 18 hours without going to the bathroom or anything, i was in sleep coma'

by ChrisXPPro October 18, 2008

oxford coma

A deep sleep brought on by an exceedingly boring grammar lesson.

Shortly after Mrs. Harrison launched into a spirited soliloquy about present participles, I slipped into an oxford coma that lasted until the lunch bell.

by former TRU employee October 6, 2013

fat kid coma

When one gorges themselves with a excess amount of food leading him/herself to either complete vegetation or a state of un-consciousness (a state of behavior which is found commonly amongst fat children)

Stick a fork in me bc IM DONE!!!

by doubletrivs September 9, 2004