Colon Warrior

A colon warrior is a person who uses their penis as a sword when going into sexual battle with their partner. Said partner could be a male and or a female.
Did you hear that Becky tried anal with Fred?! Fred is a real colon warrior
by Thund3rQu33f May 03, 2014
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Colon Slosh

Using the sharp end of a Capris Sun straw in conjunction with the air pressure of one's own exhalation to blow any type of carbonated liquid into the colon of another, often semi-conscious person. The act must take place between two persons of differing heights and, crucially, within a moving vehicle.
Hey Ej, why do you look so sick?

Kevin colon sloshed me while I was driving back from Coachella.
by bucks Mcgee May 19, 2011
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colonic cargo

shit. arse resider bum chocolate stinky sausage loaf
"i'm off to the shitter to offload my colonic cargo!
by mr wiggles January 27, 2004
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colon creeper

A guy who like to go up another guy's butt.
Dude, you see that guy over there? He's a total colon creeper.
by Nickmpop April 17, 2010
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Internal colonization

When you believe that the white man is so superior to you in every way you decide to lighten your hair wear contacts bleach your skin to feel less ethnic, brown or black.

Basically it means you have a little white man inside your heart dictating your likes and dislikes thus ruining your self-esteem, confidence and creating self doubt about how useful is your blackness or brown complexion .

It makes you believe that why people are superior to every other race for creating what you think are the good things of the Western world. you give white people full credit for innovations great ideas even calling them genius while calling your very own people ignorant, trap queens, ghetto, bitches, hoes and THOTS.

Basically it comes down to racism that has been internalized so deeply that you start believing that your white because you hate your blackness. Or in the case of Latinos those light complected brown people that think that they're better than the really dark complected brown indigenous natives .

In the case of Filipinos same thing .

Any culture that suffered colonization meaning Christopher Columbus arrived and brought the races notions about brown people might believe this , including African Indians in any person of color .
I got plastic surgery because my nose looked too Aztec

Damn girl you're suffering from internal colonization
by ChicanaFeliz June 03, 2015
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drop colon

to have a bowel movement.
hung over guy #1: "Be right back, I gotta drop colon."
hung over guy #2: "Beer shits are the worst!"
by Niceguy October 29, 2006
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Colon Lobster

1.Its Like Crabs But In Ur Ass.
2.Its what u get after letting a gay guy put a gerbil in ur ass.
3.ur mom
Omg David you are such a Colon lobster!
by Ass goblin 420 August 23, 2009
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