fort collins

The karen capital of the world. It's practically a beehive. They drive giant suburbans on the way to to speak with any manager that they can find. Their broken husbands are busy drinking themselves to death in a semi-trendy microbrewery because its literally the only thing to do in this town besides hit the many homeless people with your $20,000 "muscle car." In the back seat of karen's suburban resides two high school kids fitted with brand new cowboy boots and listening to the latest Rascal Flatts song. They will either grow into suburban turds that claim they are from the country to other sunburned albinos on a cruise ship vacation or be struck by the train that goes straight through fucking middle of town.
hey dude why are you a pretentious alcoholic?

oh bro its because I was born on a farm in the suburbs of fort collins!
by Todd Sholbunket February 06, 2020
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Collin Thomas

A cinical Douche Bag
Collin Thomas your being a cinical douche bag
by Joe Winesett August 18, 2011
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John Collins

A John Collins is a Tom Collins except with whiskey instead of gin.

Here's how a bartender would normally prepare a John Collins:

1. Fill a highball glass with ice. 2. Add 1 oz whiskey, whatever requested. 3. Fill halfway with sour mix or appropriate substitute. 4. Shake. 5. Fill rest of the way with soda water. 6. Add straw. 7. Garnish with a flag (orange and cherry) and serve.
-Hey, can I get a John Collins?
-What would you like in that? Jack? Crown?
by Sid Barrett January 09, 2010
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phil collins

when one of your friends puts on music in his car that he already knows you hate
cmon bob you know i think country is faggy so dont phil collins me here
by bill hinrichsen May 01, 2005
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fort collins

a beautiful, moderately sized town with the best weed in the US.
Also,this is more like the high schools:

PHS- either mexican or smart
FCHS- either mexican or rich
FRHS- look what daddy bought me! a new bmw!
RMHS- who the fuck knows?
Fort Collins- where The beer flows like wine, and the ganja grows wild
by 2_0 July 11, 2008
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Misha Collins

Misha Collins is Satan
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Tim Collins

Only the best gin drink of your life. This drink was not invented by Tim, but remastered.
One part Gin, two parts tonic, 1/2 a lime and a bushel ofint leaves.
Man I want a Tim Collins right now.
by Tim Tim August 15, 2015
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