jolt cola

a caffeine-enhanced cola beverage that perks up those who are too limp-wristed for a stout pitcher of black coffee

Little Billy drinks "Jolt Cola" for a caffeine boost since he can't handle the "bitter" taste of coffee.

jolt cola by Dolphin_X April 15, 2003

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Diet Shasta Cola

n. 1) a poor imitation of other cola beverages; 2) an alternative to drinking your own urine

Rather than drink my own urine, I broke down and drank the Diet Shasta Cola. At least I didn't die.

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Either a computer virus that spreads via undercoded chicken data or a refreshing Internet cola beverage

My computer's got a bad case of E-cola
or
Would you mind sending me some of your E-cola ? Just send some via Email.

E-cola by Frosty August 16, 2003

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Coca-Cola, but sort of clever and street.

Dave: Hey dawg, can yo grab me some Crack-a-Cola from dat vending machie right theyuh?

Jeff: Dude, you're white.

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(N.)
1.Christina Aguilera Beverage.
2.Salty soda drink with cocaine in it.

No wonder so many of my friends drink Coca Cola! It all makes sense, now!

Coca Cola by G-Union May 19, 2003

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A favorite soft drink of many cock sucking hoes. Also known as cock suckers.

That Karleigh loves the taste and the feeling of Cock-A-Cola fizzing in her mouth.YUM,YUM

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ITS THE BETTER VERSION OF FUCKING PEPSI

Im thirsty hand me some coke-cola NOT PEPSI

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