Coitus

When you get fucked by a large inverted dragon cock with a mutant plant growing through it.

Example 1: I committed coitus last night
Example 2: would like to have coitus baby boo hunny bun?

by InsanityUB March 30, 2017

caith sith

1.A character from the ultra popular rpg final fantasy 7.
2.A cat thing that sits on a big white thing.
3.Has a megaphone for a weapon for some reason.
4.Is a really pointless character hated by all final fantasy fans.

Bob:wot level is your caith sith at?
Bill:i dunno he is a totally shit character.
Bob:good point.

by Shady Man April 30, 2006

Coitus Mysterioso

Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.

John from Italy love a girl but she don't seems intresting it, may be she has a vacant look or she is not just accessible to him. So thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso. It happened to me with a italian girl last year.

by Ciolabella April 18, 2008

coitus interruptus

Sex terminating due to interruption prior to successful ejaculation.

Coitus interruptus - When some jerk barges in when you are busy coiting. Real bummer.

by Super fun happy times November 6, 2009

coit

A word meaning 'Coat', From Yorkshire I think.

'Giz me coit'. Meaning 'Give me my coat'.

by Netti October 13, 2006

Post Coital Tristesse

It’s when a human or an animal feels sad, depressed or just guilty efter sex

-Me and my boyfriend had sex yesterday and i just felt so sad and guilty afterwards
-oh that’s Post Coital Tristesse!

by ~The Original One~ April 23, 2019

pull a cothron

1) The act of touching oneself in inappropriate ways during class.

2) (A cothron)- a person who touches themself inappropriatally in class

"Yo, I saw that nigguh pull a cothron in bio today!"

"That gay kid was being a cothron and pull a cothron in math class today"

by AF and AW May 6, 2007