chocking the chicken

when a female puts a death grip on a mans penis. and chockes his penis so hard the tip gets huge and red. thus maing it look like a chicken

like now i am chocking the chicken

by jonny jupersonn November 15, 2010

Google cooking

To google two or more food ingredients on a searchbot and look for results to make recipes.

A related word to Google cooking is 'fridge Googling': search Google for sites that have recipes for whatever you have in that fridge of yours and prepare meals from the search-sites' results.

Also, 'madmomming' is for bored moms who now can modify their recipes searching food-fanatics' sites like epicurious.com in order to make new ones (the same as gamemodders, these moms are called 'madmommers').

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

Cooking up some pussy

When you are on call of duty multiplayer and you are dominating your opponents

Ryan’s on a 8 kill streak, he’s cooking up some pussy.

by Lemonpapimuffin June 25, 2021

Corking

During a gay 69 “also called an eleven”, the guy on the top is corking the guy on bottom’s mouth.

“The property brothers, season 3, episode 2, displayed a new granite countertop in the kitchen and subsequently proceeded to allow Drew to start corking a splayed Johnathon.

“He yelled, there ain’t no give in this granite”’

by Notthepropbros June 11, 2022

University cooking

All the work that is done requiring the use of a lot more words than usually needed.

«I had no idea what that question was about, so I succeeded in not making a fool of myself by doing some university cooking».

«The teacher asked for a 16-page study. After my normal work, I was up to 8, but after adding some university cooking, it reached a mere 15 pages.»

by Jean-Frederic March 3, 2008

Dane-Cooking

The act of using someone else's joke as your own, and making the previously funny joke, not funny.

Man1: Guess what?
Man2: What?
Man1: CHICKEN BUTT

Man2:Guess what?
Man3:What?
Man2:CHICKEN BUTT
Man1:What the fuck? Stop Dane-Cooking me.

by RYANNOSAURUSREX August 6, 2010

Hot Crocking

Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.

Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.

I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018