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cock block

when a member of the same or opposite sex impedes the attempts of a male to "Get Some Pussy" or "Get Some butt hole". cock blocking can also be considered when one man goes to cock slap a chick and another guy hits the cock down with his hand, hence that guy is gay. ie. the exact opposite of a straight man/cock guider.
"Goddamn it i am soo sick and tired of Bennett cock blocking i totally would have gotten some pussy all up on my dick if he wasn't cock blocking me soo much!"
by Scotty and Nick January 2, 2008
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cock block

what you do to your boyfriend when he pisses you off. Usually to get him to either do something or dump you so that you don't feel bad.
girl 1: i decided to cock block my boyfriend
Girl 2: y?
girl 1: he forgot my birthday and didn't appologize
by 12345687no1 October 29, 2005
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Presence cock block

1) when somebody has the incredible ability to be a cock block simply by being around a guy and girl

2) a mans excuse for failing to make a move when a friend was around, when, in fact, the friend had absolutly nothing to do with the cock block
1)yoman, I was about to score when jill comes along and made it fucking impossible to get ANYTHING
yo, dude, Jill is seriosly the biggest presnce cock block I've ever seen.

2)
yo man, why'd you pussy out back there? that bitch deffinetly wanted your cock!
dude, I was deffiently presence cock blocked.
ya right, it was only me their and you werb't even talking to here! all you did was play wow on the computer and totally ignore her!
FUCK you!
by fat ass fucker October 21, 2008
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Cock Block

when a gay guy ruins the chance for another gay guy to get laid by crash their conversation
I was this close to taking this hottie home with me, but then an ugly bitch came out of nowhere and cock blocked me
by TLV Biatch March 26, 2009
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cock block

When a woman turns you off so badly that you cannot get an erection for at least 5 years afterwards, see Christine Hamilton
God the queen mother looks pretty, shit no she's such a cock block
by jammyjames60 June 3, 2004
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Revenge Cock Block

Basically, perorming a cock block on someone, usually a friend, who just cock blocked you.
Drunk Chick: Hey, wanna go out back?

Mike: Sure
Brennan: Mike didn’t you and your wife test positive for AIDS yesterday?

Drunk Chick: ew nevermind *walks away*
Mike: Bro; that was a total revenge cock block
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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Clock Blocked

When you go into work early to finish a project and your boss tells you that you cannot clock in at that time.
Bob: Dude I went into work early so I could finish up that proposal for the new division of accounting but my boss wouldn't let me clock in.

Stu: Man that sucks, you totally got clock blocked
by Gomer B. December 15, 2011
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