claustro cardigan

A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover

The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.

by jamie_ledge December 10, 2008

clausturbate

To masturbate in a confined or tight space, such as a closet or elevator.

Thomas, trapped in an elevator with only his genitals and hands, decided to clausturbate while he waited for rescue.

by MarcT October 14, 2009

cluster fuck

A derogatory term used to describe a system or operation that has been totally hosed up by a group of managers who couldn't leave well enough alone.

Better back up that estimate, there's a cluster fuck where the Planning Department used to be.

by Concerned Citizen #6942 February 16, 2002

Pamper's Clause

Covering your ass

He said he wasn't shown what to do,so escaped blame...He used the Pamper's Clause...

by thefullronnie August 29, 2011

santa claus

He is nothing but a fucked up dude. Think about it he climbs into people's houses and gives them presents for being nice ( really all kids are gonna be bad) and gives them coal if they are naughty ( which is fucked really). I mean if you come to your senses there is no way that Santa Claus is still alive. Think about Kris Kringle was born in the middle ages or sometime before that right. So how the fuck is he still alive. Either someone took his place or he is on some drugs that kept him alive all this years. The elves really? No one is elf with pointy ears. The reindeers really? First of all reindeer cannot fly. Second of all reindeer are mammals which means they cannot fly, but they can have babies. Last his retarded laugh, is retarded "HO HO HO" No wonder why no girls like him because every girl there is by calling them hoes.

Kids, if you want true joy around christmas give and be thankful for friends, family, and your girlfriend if you have one.

Santa claus needs to go to hell, because he makes the holidays fucked up and changing what they mean. I cant wait for New years.

by One little hellian November 18, 2017

Santa Claus dat ho

To ejaculate all over a woman's chin, jaw line, and upper lip as if giving her a beard, like the legendary Santa Claus.

Jamal: My bitch said Santa don't exist.
Alante: Shit, den Santa Claus dat ho, and have her look in the mirror.
<<the next day>>
Jamal: Man, she look in da mirror after I took yo advice, and now she a believa.

by Codyb January 12, 2008

Claustrotoebic

When your shoes are too tight, and you wiggle your toes in panic to keep the blood flowing

I wore the wrong boots fishing today and couldn't concentrate I was so claustrotoebic

by Fatfunnyman January 24, 2018