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Daddy's Cheesecake

The act of your father ejaculating in your arse. Afterword your mother eats it all.
i loved the Daddy's Cheesecake at the family cook out last week.
by Biginfamous May 6, 2020
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Mississippi Cheesecake

a foursome between rich white folk that involves cheesecake, raspberries, and blueberries thrown in the middle of them by a designated bystander.
we had so much fun at the dinner party, we decided to have a Mississippi Cheesecake.
by Alabama negro April 21, 2017
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Moist Cheesecake

The same as a game of Soggy biscuit except it's a bunch of girls shocking over cheesecake and last to squirt onto it has to eat it.
The bride lost a game of moist cheesecake at her bachelorette party
by Hentai Lord Matt December 15, 2020
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Cheesecake

A person who is more important to you than sex. So, if you had to choose between that person and sex, you would choose them without hesitation.
My husband is cheesecake!
by Jamie Savage August 19, 2022
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Cheesecake McGee

CockBlocker who can't stop saying dumb shit about Cheesecakes.
At least it seems like he knew Cheesecake McGee was being a real fuck ass
by Qortne July 30, 2018
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Abba Cheesecake

A cheesecake, mostly made by a godly ruling figure (hence Abba) in a large, dystopian-corporate factory/society. The cheesecakes are manufactured using living matter and feces, then frozen and shipped to dispensaries around the country. Citizens can only eat Abba Cheesecake, or else they face incineration.
Sarah: "Did you get your Abba Cheesecake at the dispo today?"
Thomas: "Not yet, I'm not very hungry, so instead I picked up a granola bar from a dealer."
Sarah: ~dials authorities~
by largegord April 20, 2021
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