Clear channel

Clear channel

The company that pays people to act like a big pile of gay.

''Dude who is that J-Dizzle cracker motherfucker we are listening to?''

''I don't know but by the sound of it it seems like he works for Clear channel''

by Your Mom in a bikini July 8, 2006

channel 5

Don't know cos i've never been able to receive it.

My Mate: Whats on 5?
Me: Don't know, and never will.

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

Clear Channel Memorandum

A document distributed by Clear Channel communications to their radio stations following the 9/11 attacks, giving a list of songs that should not be played due to "questionable lyrics". Songs included were "Bodies" by Drowning Pool, "The End" by The Doors, "Rooster" by Alice in Chains, and the entire catalouge of songs by Rage Against the Machine. The list was really more a way for Clear Channel to continue pirating the airwaves by using a horrible tragedy as an excuse to not play songs they don't like. Unsuprisingly Clear Channel denied such a memo existed.

Listener: Yea I'd like to request "Brain Stew" by Green Day.

Radio DJ: Sorry but due to the Clear Channel Memorandum which doesn't exist we can't play that one. How about some nice, clean disco?

Listener: Goodbye forever (hangs up and goes to record stores and the internet for new music from now on)

by Gaaraofthedamned December 29, 2010

History Channel Love Sandwich

If your ultimate fantasy is to have 4 generations at once, e.g., her, her mother, her grandmother and her 16 year old daughter. It's sometimes called the "Intra-generational Five-way".

Why don't we get Agnes, Barbara, yourself and Amber together for a History Channel Love Sandwich sometime? I'll be the meat.

by Jack Squat February 23, 2005

channed

When a device (mostly electronic) is dropped on the floor either intentionally or unintenionally which results in the device working better than before, then the device is said to be "channed".

My cell phone used to drop calls all the time till it got channed. Now it works like a charm.

by zombie February 10, 2005

Anchor Channel

An anchor channel is the television station that you stay on while searching for something better to watch. The show that is on isn't your favorite show, but it's enough to hold you over until you find something better to watch.

"Man, I can't find anything good to watch."
"Just use ESPN as your anchor channel, bro."

by ldogg7878 March 30, 2009

disney Channel

Crappy TV channel where people are afraid from falling down 2 inches and is more cheesy than every cheese factory in Wisconsin and ALWAYS FUCKING PLAYS A LAUGH TRACK EVERY 00000000000.1 SECOND

Person 1: that thing is as bad as disney channel
Person 2: Yes indeed

by User010 March 4, 2021