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Chopsticks

Da band needs new chopsticks.
by Allahatopia November 22, 2018
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chopstick religion

the chopstick religion is a religion where the people believe the chopsticks are the true gods of life
“the chopstick religion is more of a cult then a religion..”
by 😌🥢 November 19, 2019
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Chopsticks

Two sticks you challenge yourself to eat food with — but you knew what they are anyway...
"Josh: Yo, how can you eat with those chopsticks?"
"Jake: Arigato gozaimasu!"
"Josh: Oh, fuck off, weeb."
by TheStreetShatter March 18, 2020
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Chopstick

I just had sex with a chopstick, best night ever.
by qjz July 21, 2020
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chopstick small dick
by i suck horse cock June 10, 2020
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Chopstick

My friend said his dick is so small, that he chopsticks that son a bitch.
by NB Jeffe June 12, 2020
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Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barely legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, parking in Asda car park and pounding her anus so hard on the backseat that it causes a creamy brown/yellow discharge to form around your nob.
I see this lass right, I shouted “you want a Capstick Creamer” for a box of tabs and a lucozade. She jumped in and busted her rectum so bad it looked like a butchers dustbin.
by El Greaso September 7, 2020
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