A term used to describe a type of sexual intercourse during which the male partner extracts his reproductive organ from the female reproductive organ before he is about to ejaculate, then proceeds to ejaculate and deposit his male gametes onto a carpet, after which he scoops the sperm back up with a spoon or ice cream scooper and places it back inside the vagina. Alternatively, a hand may be used to scoop up the sperm during the absence of an extraction tool. This method of mating is believed to have many benefits, including stronger sperm, better child health and above all, higher child intellect.
If a child is conceived using this technique that child is a carpet cum baby
If a child is conceived using this technique that child is a carpet cum baby
by CarpetCumGal April 27, 2022
Get the carpet cummug. by Egua November 6, 2018
Get the Banana Carpetmug. A racist slur to the Southern Nigerians. The Slur was made after the large amount of the Southern Nigerians Body hair. The correlation of the insult is that their bodies are as furry as a carpet and that they have so much hair it weighs them down, which slows them down to a snail's pace.
by Carpet Snail April 19, 2017
Get the carpet snailmug. Diarrhea. Liquid brown. Butt vomit. Looks like what Kevin from The Office dropped on the carpet.
The poop version of roller coaster casserole.
The poop version of roller coaster casserole.
Oh god, after all those hot wings last night I dropped a huge batch of carpet chili in the toilet. My ass will never be the same.
by kittenhands January 17, 2020
Get the carpet chilimug. by TAAAAYTAYYYTOT November 7, 2020
Get the Devils Carpetmug. Nina - "Did you have a great time with that prostitute last night?"
Glenn - "Yeah i gave her a glass carpet!"
Nina - "PHWOOOAH"
Glenn - "Yeah i gave her a glass carpet!"
Nina - "PHWOOOAH"
by yolo69yololo October 1, 2012
Get the Glass Carpetmug. by Rimbish February 11, 2020
Get the Carpet Gravymug.