Shuffling Carpet

Eating your girl out without using your tongue

Her: I'm glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me
Him: Yeah

by Bpier February 14, 2017

carpet chili

Diarrhea. Liquid brown. Butt vomit. Looks like what Kevin from The Office dropped on the carpet.
The poop version of roller coaster casserole.

Oh god, after all those hot wings last night I dropped a huge batch of carpet chili in the toilet. My ass will never be the same.

by kittenhands January 17, 2020

Carpet Gravy

When you're eating a girl out doggie-style and she Hershey-squirts into her pubes.

I was going down on my girl last night and she got carpet gravy all over me!

by Rimbish February 11, 2020

Carpeted the shed

To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).

Chris: Did you get any from Marie?
Kevin: Yea, we did oral and she really carpeted the shed!

by Britana6332 June 10, 2020

Glass Carpet

To snort crack out of a hookers muff

Nina - "Did you have a great time with that prostitute last night?"
Glenn - "Yeah i gave her a glass carpet!"
Nina - "PHWOOOAH"

by yolo69yololo October 1, 2012

Carpet Dog

The act of tripping when walking down a carpeted area. It is the invisible dog you trip over.

I was chatting with a friend and all of the sudden I trip in mid-air and yell Carpet Dog.

by barky999 December 10, 2011

carpet muncher

someone, particularly a lesbian who performs oral sex on a hairy pussy.

my mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet - south park s1 ep11 refers to the term carpet muncher

by imsokoolllll October 3, 2023