capitalism

A system that never really existed and is made fun of by people who desire socialism, which also has never really existed.

Political economist are the modern sophist.

by Squamous Chicken August 19, 2003

capitalism

a system that allows socialists to sell their books and make profits too!!!!

IRONIC????

YES

marx became popular because of capitalism, which sold his books, not socialism, which took them away.

by sorry can't give you that February 23, 2008

El Capitano Gatisto

A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.

It looks like El Capitano Gatisto got out of the boot finally... thank god.

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

fair weather capitalists

Those bunch of socialist and communist types who are OK with CEO's receiving multi-million-dollar severance packages plus bonuses when times are good, but who whine, complain and carry on and on when tha same things go on during bad times.

We are being inudated with fair weather capitalists in a snit over this AIG bonuses affair!

by Milt Alwin April 10, 2009

Capitol Hill

A very uncomfortable place to sit if one's name happens to be Bill.

Ty: What are you doing here?

Bill: Well, I'm just sitting here on Capitol Hill.

Ty: Loser.

Don't worry Bill, I'm rooting for you.

by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

capitalism

A system of poltical, social, and economic organization, in which, physical force is barred from human relationships. To the extent that it has been tried, its results have been amazing. I am typing this on a computer made by the capitalist system, for instance.

While there has been no example of pure capitalism, America at certain times in history was close, and Hong Kong has been close to pure capitalism. Notice the level of economic develop of these places under capitalism.

by Drew Rawlings January 2, 2004

Venture Capitalist

Venture Capitalist (n): Big fucking assholes. AVOID THESE PEOPLE.

Today I was reamed by a Venture Capitalist. I should have known better.

by rocketman1000 July 15, 2009