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canadian heritage moments

Commercials made by the Historica association of Canada, outlining Canada's "achievements" in 60-second shorts. Considered by Canadians to be hilarious, people of any other nationality just don't get them.
I saw the Canadian Heritage Moment with the Mountie last night, eh? That's the best one.
No way- the Inukshuk one is by far the best.
by Care June 18, 2004
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Canada

One of the Best coutry in the world to live, though a bit cold.
If Australia, Canada and New Zealand were put together you wouldn't have to set foot outside for the rest of your life.
by R.Mulligan August 24, 2004
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Canadian Bacon

This Canadian bacon taste like ham!

Wait a minute.....{Bites into some ham}

HOLY SHIT!!!
ABSOLUTELY INDISTINGUISHABLE FLAVOR!!!!
by JakeSAUCE December 19, 2008
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Canada

The best friend of the United States, along with the UK and Australia. Its people are generally much more calm, rational and reasonable than their counterparts to the south. Its soldiers fought bravely and in countless cases died with honor side by side with British and American troops in the trenches of the Great War, on the beaches of Normandy, and in the mountains of Korea. Has a history and culture similar to our own, but generally less obsessed with violence and killing. Tends to be more liberal politically, never having had slavery or segragation, and less puritanical when dealing with alcohol and marijuana. Has a large French-speaking population, which, to their credit, has not yet surrendered to Germany in any war. As a nation, tends to be fairly honest and trustworthy, as evidenced by its stable currency and respectable diplomatic standing in the world. To the best of my knowledge, no Canadian citizens or interests have ever been explicitly targeted by international terrorists, and no Canadian army has ever invaded another country unprovoked.
Because of their usually sunny disposition, especially when compared with citizens of the US, Canadians are often seen as naive, gullible and/or not very pugnacious. Any student of history will find ample evidence to refute this stereotype.
Capital: Ottawa
Pop.: 33.1 million (2006)
Independence: July 1st, 1867 and December 11th, 1931 (there is a logical explanation for this)
GDP: $1.08 trillion (11th largest in the world)
Flag: Three vertical bands (red, white, red) with maple leaf centered in white band. Not very offensive, rarely burned by Muslims.
I'd rather have Canada as my neighbor than any other country in the world.
by thaks April 27, 2006
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canadashistory

An incredibly depraved sex act that includes moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
The most difficult part of this sex act is "getting it all in there".
So... You wanna come back to my place and explore canadashistory?
by TheCanfield February 4, 2010
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Joey from Canada

A nickname for the best electronic music producer and performer EVER: deadmau5.
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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canadian border patrol

When doing it doggystyle, take your partner over to the window so he/she is facing out. Take a break for a few moments, and covertly invite a friend to take your place. While he continues, she assumes it is still you behind her, so then walk outside the same window and wave to her as if you were simply passing by.
Me and Kevin pulled a canadian border patrol on her, she didn't know what happened and she went nuts.
I'm gonna visit her in the asylum in a few days.
by Dan Curtsinger August 15, 2006
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