carpet python

1. an Australia breed of python native to the Queensland region having markings which resemble an Oriental carpet

2. The male member sliding into an unshaven vagina

1. I have a jungle carpet python in a 50 galon aquarium

2. Her pussy was really hairy, but I gave her the carpet python anyway

by djslut September 20, 2005

carpet cleaner

cunnilingus; carpet munching ; eating out; oral sex

My boyfriend is an awesome carpet cleaner, he cleaned my carpet and I came all over his face!

by Master Muncher November 15, 2006

red carpet

A females mensturating vagina. the carpet meaning the a females pubic hair. Red meaning the blood that occurs during menstration.

I was eating red carpet last night.

by Joe Iron November 12, 2005

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Is the pubic hair (carpet) of the person being addressed the same color as the hair on his or her head (the drapes)? Typically asked of redheads, reflecting curiosity whether the hair color is artificial/enhanced or curiosity about natural variability in the hair color.

One of the most tiresome questions we gingers get is "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

by otterberry September 30, 2011

roll out the red carpet

to give someone a ceremonious welcome

They were ready to roll out the red carpet when they heard that a celeb was in thier city until they realized he was not the real McCoy.

by Light Joker November 1, 2005

carpet knees

What one gets when giving a blow job while kneeling on the carpet. The knees get dry/ashy and impressed with the carpet weave pattern. Not as serious as rug burns.

Rom: Hey what did you do for lunch today?

Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!

by Kohlsong January 2, 2009

Carpet Bombing

A large Jet continuously dropping bombs leaving a streak of explosions behind its path

Google "b-52 carpet bombing up close" and see for yourself.

After 9/11 Bush ordered a massive air strike on Taliban front line positions in the north of Afghanistan using a B-52 aircraft Carpet Bombing Taliban forces.

by NidgeDFX October 17, 2014