internet calisthenics

The websites one goes to warm up their slow internet for the day.

Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.

by darcwizrd August 23, 2011

frigus calicem

Literally just means cool mug

you: Hey check out this frigus calicem
them: stfu dumbass

by quae latinis (things latin) October 16, 2018

dirty calista

(sexually) When someone takes their middle finger in your pussy and then licks it only after nutting into your ear. Followed by having shit smeared into every crevasse the male has. Then continue to agresively pound the partner until they can no longer walk

Me and Maranda had a dirty calista for the first time in forever last night and it felt grate

by Life_hurts from time2time April 15, 2020

caliente

Travis Garcia

travis is mucho caliente

by Nananah y Klan April 5, 2004

Caliber

A school filled with assholes, memes, a couple of cute girls and a bunch of other girls that are ugly as hell but think they are pretty enough to fuck. Some of the teachers are assholes but the rest are cool.

Guy 1: Are you going to caliber?
Guy 2: NO YOU FAT FUCKING MEME

by Ass o holick August 2, 2018

caliversity

This can be any university located within the state of California. However it is most commonly refering to a UC.

I is a stoodent at the Caliversity o' Unidavis.

or rather,

Person 1: So you actually ended up going to one of those caliversities instead of Rutgers?

Person 2: Hell yeah!

by Akalei September 14, 2008

Calisto Yew

Calisto Yew is an ace attorney investigations character, she is the most irritaing fuckhead defense attorney ever, and is the true killer of the case she is in.

Person 1: God, you are such a Calisto Yew.
Person 2: What? I absolutely hate Calisto Yew, She is my most hated character in Ace Attorney Investigations!

by chumtoad. May 6, 2020