Cracked Screen App

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.

Tomo: How was the party last night?
Anuj: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning feeling like P. Diddy.

by Anusman2009 September 6, 2013

wig cracked back

that act of shooting one in the head

don't fuck around... unless you want to get your wig cracked back that is?

by Rollieo July 6, 2008

sloppy cocked

When you are so drunk that you are unable to get it up nor do you have the motivation to try.

I brought this fine bitch home from the bar last night but I was too sloppy cocked to close the deal.

by Geoff, Bitches August 22, 2008

Shell cocked

When you are surprised by the size; small or large of someone's penis

He got his cock out, it was huge, I was completely shell cocked

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

small cocked roach

loaded, sexually confused man with prepubescent genitalia. known to enjoy tranny porn, high heels, and popcorn. known to masturbate frequently on stranger's couches. favorite line is "but i'm straight" usually following a really bad gay i mean jay story.

I woke up to a small cocked Roach walking through my house last night!

by trannypornlover December 29, 2010

hot cocked

The act of eating a hot pepper before giving a blow job. When said cock is exposed to air, depending on the heat intensity of the consumed pepper, it begins to heat up, sometimes painfully hot.

My girlfriend totally hot cocked me last night! I had to put my dick in milk for ten minutes.

by Chuck215 April 22, 2014

Mind Cucked

The state of being cucked by a figment of your imagination.

Matthew just found out his cuck fantasies are in his head. I bet he's so mind cucked right now.

by black socks April 19, 2018