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Schloob Curds

The curdled or crusty substance found when picking up a males large breast. It carries a rotten odor similar to those of a bottled Hershey's squirt. When picked, it can be put in salads in replacement of croutons.
Yo bro, pick up your man tit so i can get a whiff of your Schloob Curds.
by Saucy batwing May 3, 2009
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Hot Curle

The revengeful act of tricking your roomate into believing that you defecated on his chest. The act also requires a daily false statement for 4 months prior to the event notifying the victim that he will be defecated on. The hot curle requires that a few friends hold the victim down while warm oatmeal is applied to his chest. At the same time, someone must waft a container holding a piece of fecal matter (ex. wonton soup container) over the victim's nose to ensure he believes he has been deficated on.

The act first occured in March 2007 in Lexington, VA.
My roomate shaved my head for my birthday so I am going to give him a hot curle for his.
by Third Eye Bandito November 12, 2009
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Curly Hair

Curly Hair is a nickname given those who have curly/frizzy/puffy hair. A Curly Hair is often very bouncy, and female. She likes to have fun.
Lyssandra: Yo, yo, Curly Hair waz-up?
Curly Hair: Are you serious? "waz-up"?

Lyssandra: I though u liked having fun.
Curly Hair: i do. just not with you.
by Calyne December 22, 2010
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cheese curl

the act of shaping your index and middle fingers into what resembles a delicious delectable curl of cheese and then proceeding to be thrust it up the bunghole of the nearest attractive broad.
Tisha: "Ah cracka what the fuck why you putting yo stank finga in my play hole!?"

L'Garrette: "Girl thats a cheese curl, daddy finna split you wit da lincoln log soon enuf"
by Jaxed Up March 27, 2010
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Curl One Out

The act of excreting.
- I'm off to the shitters, i need to curl one out
- Oh my god, did you see the poo button, that was sick how he curled out on her chest
by Barclay teh great February 23, 2009
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curl one up

to shit oneself pooless in a curly fashion
I'm off to lay some Stereophonics Drummer type shit.
by Judster October 15, 2004
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curbside acquisition

Formerly known as "trash picking." Used to indicate you've gone through someone else's trash to decorate your own home.
"Early Saturday morning is a perfect time for curbside acquisition."
by melicia May 20, 2004
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