Covfefe

It’s something stupid that Donald Trump made up when deciding if he heard Yanny or Laurel 🙄

Reporter: Hey Donald! Do you hear Laurel or Yanny?

Trump: I hear Covfefe

Reporter: ..

by NeverSayItIsNotTrue August 3, 2018

Covfefe

Covfefe is Russian for CRAP after eating one too many of Ivanka's champagne ( TRUMP brand of course) popsicles.

Despite the negative press covfefe.

by Notarichpublican May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe, a Russian word which literally translates as 'Piss on my face'

That prostitute covfefe'd me goodly last night

by Faustus_101 May 31, 2017

Covfefe

When you need French lessons from Justin Trudeau, because you actually meant to say "c'est la vie"

So I grab their pussies… Covfefe

by Pamalama-ding dong May 31, 2017

Covfefe

When Your Hands are too small to type coverage but you need to sound like a professional

me gusta covfefe

by KimKardashina June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Noun. A gift given in a clandestine relationship, possibly seeking favor, or demonstrating fealty.

Modern examples include China arresting reporters investigating Ivanka Trump's clothing factories and Donald Trump returning vacation homes to Russian diplomats in the US.

"Bob's new tie was covfefe from Mary, don't let Alice know."

"Fear not the forces of Lord Eastmaiden, for I have received covfefe from him and he will not attack"

by ToolGeek June 1, 2017

Covfefe

A comment Donald Trump may have misprounced on Twitter in regards to what will expel from our lungs from excess pollution in leaving the Paris Climate Agreement.

"As we exit the Paris Climate Agreement and pollution ensues, you may notice some covfefeing and breathing issues"

by Mtownslick34 June 1, 2017