Someone who tries to link the smallest things together in a conspiracy theory, and most likely pins pictures of these things on a cork board and runs string between them to fuel the theory
Derek: Hey have you seen John recently?
Connor: Nope, he's been too caught up in his idea that bananas are responsible for lung cancer
Derek: Man he really is a Cork Board Conspiracist isn't he?
Connor: Nope, he's been too caught up in his idea that bananas are responsible for lung cancer
Derek: Man he really is a Cork Board Conspiracist isn't he?
by Cantalopian May 21, 2016
Get the Cork Board Conspiracist mug.A type of Conspiracy Theory that states that popular websites (for example: Google, Facebook, Twitter, Chatroulette...) have the ability to steal your personal information, hack into your computer, find where you live, etc. This is often proposed by elderly people, paranoid parents, or friends who are not socially active on the internet. These rarely catch on and the vary from person to person.
Ethan refuses to get a Facebook because he believes in the Conspiranet Theory that Facebook can advertise and sell your personal information.
I haven't touched my computer ever since I heard the Conspiranet Theory that Google knows all about me based on my internet searches.
Bobby's mom won't let him go on websites that require user names to use because she learned of a Conspiranet Theory during her book club meeting.
I haven't touched my computer ever since I heard the Conspiranet Theory that Google knows all about me based on my internet searches.
Bobby's mom won't let him go on websites that require user names to use because she learned of a Conspiranet Theory during her book club meeting.
by JosepBroz April 7, 2010
Get the Conspiranet Theory mug.A conspiracy in Alternate Reality Games or ARG's. Mostly between players volleying for advancement in the game.
by NataSUF February 25, 2008
Get the conspARGacy mug.Describes an occurrence in a movie where a character is not in fact that character, but rather a clone of the character. Can more generally describe any situation where in a character turns out to be merely a clone of the character they were expected to be.
by greenknight04 January 2, 2010
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Also can be used as Conspiratist - someone who creates or believes in conspiratheories
Also can be used as Conspiratist - someone who creates or believes in conspiratheories
Doob said that Obama was an alien in a black man's body.. I said Doob that is just a conspiratheory, don't be such a conspiratist.
by styballer February 10, 2010
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by Barty McTinez August 17, 2011
Get the conspirating mug.Combination of "conspiracy" and "retarded", a person or theory characterized by paranoid and illogical thinking based around bat-shit insane ideas. Ideas include things such as: The world is run by alien reptiles, the government is into telepathic mind control, the Boston Bombing never really happened and weather is controlled by the CIA. The state of conspiratarded usually comes as a result of too much time in mom's basement combined with forgetting to take meds.
1. Everything from Ed Chiarini- including the claim that Adam Lanza is Michael Phelps the Olympic swimmer- is extremely conspiratarded.
2. Alex Jones is a perfect example of a conspiratarded idiot.
3. Conspiracy sites such as GLP are good places to observe the conspiratarded in their natural habitat.
2. Alex Jones is a perfect example of a conspiratarded idiot.
3. Conspiracy sites such as GLP are good places to observe the conspiratarded in their natural habitat.
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