sparkman

A largely unheard of superhero from northern Colorado, of dubious abilities whose superpowers primarily consist of dark sarcasm and biting insults.

The Sparkman is here to fight evil, and defend justice.

sparkman by lespark September 5, 2005

sparkmate 

Term comes from the Transformers franchise.

It basically means your significant other, your other half, or the one for you. It is different from a soulmate, as soulmates are close friends or family who are an important part of your life, while a sparkmate is the only one who completes you, who is your true love.
Some people however, don’t have a sparkmate, such as aromantic people, and some people can even have multiple, such as polyamorous people.
Your sparkmate is the most important person in your life, and you will always be together.

He’s my sparkmate, my other half.

sparkmate by GXYZ March 2, 2020

Spackman 

The term 'Spackman' usually refers to a highly attractive male, with a six-pack (commonly known as a spack-pack). Although highly attractive, a Spackman can occasionally lack intelligence (hence the term 'spack'), however Spackmen are generally charming, witty and funny creatures :)

Nathan: Why doesn't that girl fancy me?!
Hayley: Duh. You're not a Spackman!
Nathan: How do I become a Spackman?
Hayley: *Looks at Nathan* Never going to happen.

Spackman by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010

starkman 

That useless fat that drips from meat when it is being grilled. It is more common in red meats that are high in fat content. Typically this product turns to solid form after cooling down and can cause drain problems if not disposed of properly.

"Johnny, don't forget to clean the starkman off the grill before the dinner rush."

starkman by tbo_v December 6, 2006

Starkman 

The act of being incredibly nosey, arrogant, and annoying

your pulling a starkman

Starkman by KatieGes March 2, 2007

starkman 

Incompetent, immoral, unjust and highly idealized being, although arguably contemplatable. Selfish, self-centered wannabe lawyer

starkman by NHod October 22, 2003

Spackman 

Some one from a heritage that is out of this world and are often intelligent also a super friend and human being.

" Dang yo a Spackman bro, you got it all done with out my help yo out of this world man"

Spackman by Pondering Panda June 11, 2018