Cone of Uncertainty

That hazy, fuzzy space and time where you wake up next to someone whose name you may or may not know, either or both of you in various states of undress, totally uncertain as to whether, how, or how frequently you may have had sex the night before.

"Tequila... I don't drink tequila! Last time I drank tequila, I woke up inside the 'Cone of Uncertainty' with a dude from my days at Tulane..."

by BGDTootSweet August 27, 2011

Cone Action

Taking a dump. Also known as Cone Axshone. The symbol for this act is \ /.

Man, I just ate a pile of tacos and now it's time for cone action!

by Muggsman May 09, 2007

throat cones

It's when a broad gives you head with ice cubes in her mouth

Yea she invited me over for dinner at her house buy all she was serving was throat cones.

by Billy Dizzle November 10, 2015

Game of Cones

An abandoned concept for a TV show in which various families of anthropomorphic traffic cones all manipulate and murder their enemies in order to assume their claim to the iron curb.

Every character you like on Game of Cones will probably die this season.

by Brotogé September 07, 2016

Frontal Cone

The Frontal Cone is a sexual position as to where the male stands over the women lying on the ground. He then ejaculates over the women in a cone like arc.

Did you hear what Andy did to his wife Nahz the other day? He gave her a frontal cone all over her/

by Daddyog555 April 11, 2021

cone hoop

Homosexual sex with a ginger

Will was going to cone hoop Taylor because they are both homosexuals who enjoy sex with other men.

by Flagrant-two June 22, 2011

Throne cone

Fellatio on the toilet, see blumpkin

The best thing about using public restroom is the possibility of throne cone.

by Econgineer September 23, 2016