Chocolate Clothespin

The act of clamping your butt cheeks onto the nose of an unsuspecting victim, so that your unclean anus produces a chocolate stain onto their nose.

While Jenny was sleeping, I dropped my draws and carefully climbed over her and proceeded to give her a chocolate clothespin.

by JaeWu March 27, 2007

Clothestasis

A state of being where you have washed all of your clothes enough times that you can wash and dry the lights and darks together without fear.

Put them all in one load, it's no problem, I've reached clothestasis.

by KTDallas November 28, 2011

clothestrauphobic

To feel constrained in clothes must be naked.

sam felt clothestrauphobic in her clothes so she got naked

by gizmorpheus December 22, 2014

Clothesisim

To discriminate people against wearing certain clothing

joe: I hate girls who wear sweatpants

Rae : damn that’s clothesisim

by Raerae_ February 16, 2019

Smert Clathes

Smert clathes can be found in smert shops such as; Footlocker and SuperSmert.

Lets go to supersmert as they have well smert clathes, yes they do

by Whit Goodman August 1, 2011

clothespin

a girl who is so tight that when you're done fucking her, it feels like you had a clothespin on your dick.

damn you can hang clothes from that girls pussy! she's a clothespin!

by brynizzle July 16, 2008

clothespin

a girl who is so tight that when you're done fucking her, it feels like you had a clothespin on your dick.

damn, that girl is a clothespin. my dick is all red and hurts to touch.

by brynizzle July 25, 2008