Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .

Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

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Chimp You Out

When Curtis and Henry Finley squad up and knock the fuck out of you

Better watch the fuck out before we chimp you out

by Chimp you out October 6, 2016

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Chimp on your shoulder

Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.

Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"

by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021

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