by Lord Rodericus August 17, 2003
going in a shopping cart while being pushed full speed into a curb and then fyling out into a bush or flatground. perferably on video.
by dustin c wanka September 04, 2005
A word Lene and Ben use to greet each other. Or a painful looking ride down windmill hill on a dildo cart blates!
Ben: alright nobend!!
Lene: wassup dildo cart ride!
Ben: ahh mate did you see that cunt riding the dildo cart?!
Lene: yeah it was ya mum
Lene: wassup dildo cart ride!
Ben: ahh mate did you see that cunt riding the dildo cart?!
Lene: yeah it was ya mum
by Lenes mum January 04, 2008
For a man, the act of inserting his own penis into his anus. For most of them, it's would be satisfying to do, but there's a tiny lack of length, so they use another "shopping cart unlocker", a friend's one for example.
by Fan2Definitions October 05, 2019
Person A: Damnnnnnnnnn bro me and Jessie did some good ass Oral Mario Cart Sex last night.
Person B: Nice one bro, me and Chris gonna do some tonight.
Person B: Nice one bro, me and Chris gonna do some tonight.
by god_of_oranges August 02, 2021
When you place the woman you are trying to mack upon your penis in a downward thrusting motion multiple *JENNA* times while running aroudn the room and going "choot choot" as if u are a train. You continue this until utter exhaustion and u break down, thus getting the yugoslovian part (the falling economy)
by loganfuckingwadefuckingvanarsd July 17, 2008
That look that an extra fat person gives somebody when they're dumbfounded...
As though looking at an empty grocery cart.
As though looking at an empty grocery cart.
My fat ass boss gave me the empty grocery cart stare today when I told him I couldn't work weekends, he's such a dumb piece of shit.
by Statutory_Ape February 13, 2011