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Candy Shop (in 50 Cent Terms) is NOT:

1. A bedroom
2. A Wh*r* House
3. A place with attractive people

It IS:

50 cents pants "Ill take you to the candy shop, Ill let you lick the lollipop"

You can imagine wut the lollipop is


Its a terrible song and I cant believe I ever liked it because its all about havin sex, like every other rap song there is, and im sick of guys talkin bout gurls like were their play thangs.
Guy: "Heyy wanna go to the Candy Shop with me??"

Gurl with class: "*smack*"
by Carrie September 3, 2005
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Candy Bar Theory

Weighing the worth of something you want to buy (but don't need) vs. an equal worth of candy bars
Works in your favor every time, since you can argue that instead of buying fatty sweets you are doing yourself a favor
Does not work if you continue to eat candy
I'm running low on funds, and this bud is gonna cost me $100. Well, shit, that's like 100 king size snickers. Would I enjoy 100$ of weed more than 100 snickers? Fuck yeah! My candy bar theory never fails me.
by MarshalJD September 1, 2009
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Candy flipping

drug slang term for when you mix LSD and MDMA (or MDA); Ecstasy and Acid.
dude we went candy flipping last night, i was so messed up
by cold feet August 14, 2008
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candy flippin

When you take mix drugs such as lsd and e
Hey dude Im rollin, HAHA dude im candy flippin
by thewaldos July 24, 2005
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candy ass

A guy who is basically afraid of his own shadow; a real wuss type
Lenny is such a candy ass he won't walk any further east than Avenue A.
by Steviedee January 22, 2004
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Candy Hearts

A fowl and disgusting, heart shaped candy that became popular for their variety in quotes printed on them, but not by their taste as it's key ingrediants consist of bone meal and earwick honey.
Guy#1: Hey, what did you get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day?

Guy#1: I got her some candy hearts with some custom quotes on them made by me. She smiled at first, but we spent the rest of the day pumping her stomach after she ate one.
by SquirrelFoam February 6, 2010
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Candy Loving

January 1979 Playmate. Candy was also Playboy's 25th anniversary Playmate....Candy measured 37-24-34.....She is a beautiful brunette who stood 5'7" and weighed 110 at the time of her centerfolds........She is the hottest chick to ever live.........Huge, fine , firm titties hung on her chest.
The gorgeous Candy Loving had an old school un shaved pussy that was very bushy and very ripe. Just google her and you will be amazed at her beauty.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017
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