Candy Shop (in 50 Cent Terms) is NOT:
1. A bedroom
2. A Wh*r* House
3. A place with attractive people
It IS:
50 cents pants "Ill take you to the candy shop, Ill let you lick the lollipop"
You can imagine wut the lollipop is
Its a terrible song and I cant believe I ever liked it because its all about havin sex, like every other rap song there is, and im sick of guys talkin bout gurls like were their play thangs.
1. A bedroom
2. A Wh*r* House
3. A place with attractive people
It IS:
50 cents pants "Ill take you to the candy shop, Ill let you lick the lollipop"
You can imagine wut the lollipop is
Its a terrible song and I cant believe I ever liked it because its all about havin sex, like every other rap song there is, and im sick of guys talkin bout gurls like were their play thangs.
by Carrie September 3, 2005
Get the candy shop mug.Weighing the worth of something you want to buy (but don't need) vs. an equal worth of candy bars
Works in your favor every time, since you can argue that instead of buying fatty sweets you are doing yourself a favor
Does not work if you continue to eat candy
Works in your favor every time, since you can argue that instead of buying fatty sweets you are doing yourself a favor
Does not work if you continue to eat candy
I'm running low on funds, and this bud is gonna cost me $100. Well, shit, that's like 100 king size snickers. Would I enjoy 100$ of weed more than 100 snickers? Fuck yeah! My candy bar theory never fails me.
by MarshalJD September 1, 2009
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Guy#1: Hey, what did you get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
Guy#1: I got her some candy hearts with some custom quotes on them made by me. She smiled at first, but we spent the rest of the day pumping her stomach after she ate one.
Guy#1: I got her some candy hearts with some custom quotes on them made by me. She smiled at first, but we spent the rest of the day pumping her stomach after she ate one.
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The gorgeous Candy Loving had an old school un shaved pussy that was very bushy and very ripe. Just google her and you will be amazed at her beauty.
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