batting 100

Batting 100 is when you are NOT doing perfectly, and so you are "Batting 100" as in baseball, where you would be batting 1000. Life isn't baseball, get over it, its just a metaphor.

"Man, I can't get anyone to bring me sushi.. I'm batting 100 today!"

by Corrin McCallen June 30, 2008

tig bitties

When your walking in a public place with your friends and you see a girl with nice full bodacious breasts. You wanna say something to your friends without alerting the big boobed girl, so you say "Damnnn looked at them tig bitties"

sexy big breasted female walks in the room

you:"jesus that girls got some tig bitties"

girl: what did you just sayy??

you: tig bitties, its a compliment trust me.

by LBD21 April 29, 2010

tigo bitties

massive tits of doom

look at those pancake nips on those tigo bitties

by sky and reid January 23, 2009

Hottie Bottie

1. a female with whom you have massive interest in being engaged in any way
2. a female with an attractive form
3. a drop-dead gorgoeus female
4. a right piece of ass

'daaaamn, check out the swang on that thang, yo. She be a complete hottie bottie!'

by whiskymack January 9, 2004

tig ol bitties

A phrase used to describe large breasts, especially to your friends around a girl with tig ol bitties that does not speak english

Derivative from: Big ol Titties

Billy: Dude! look!
Michael: Damn! she got dem tig ol bitties
Mexican girl: Que?

by Tigolbittyfucker March 28, 2008

Buttings

When a girl is too large for her leggins and the fabric stretches to such a degree that you can see her butt crack. Important to note that the girl is not wearing a shirt or skirt to cover said leggings.

That girl has got to lose those buttings. I can totally see her crack.

by AnneRizzleDizzle April 2, 2015

betting pencil

A small dick

Was it a mega-dobber or a betting pencil?

by wisewithnoname May 3, 2017