busty sitch

risky, or bad situation, or a pickle as gramps would say.

you jizzed your pants? busty sitch!

by tit slap 5000 June 29, 2011

Burt

A bitter, angry old man who lies about his age, can’t handle his alcohol, and suffers the illusion that because a young bartender shows him manners, they are prepared to get sexy with him. He likes to insult people, and start fights with no cause, and is generally hated by all.
He becomes more hushed, yet severely more aggressive as the night goes on, and rapidly isolates himself from all those around him despite his pathetic attempts to buy friends by ordering drinks for everybody at the bar.

You know the guy, Burt that was buying rounds at the bar the other night? He’s a nasty mother fucker.

by Teambeer January 8, 2020

Dirty Squirty Berty

A woman who can squirt great distances; usually with the help of magical fingers

I gave her a dirty squirty berty and she came past her ankles

by 13th Duke May 5, 2009

Went For A Burton

To shamefully fall over in an embarrassing fashion whilst sprinting to glory.

Stefan never got his bus, he went for a burton instead.

by Pobol Pobotrol December 15, 2008

burton

The lowest-level urinal in a group of two or more urinals in a men's public restroom; also considered the "short" or "little people" urinal. This urinal is typically placed at the end of the line or group of urinals on a wall.

"The bathrooms at the stadiums are always so crowded. The last time I went in there the only urinal not occupied was the burton.

by chawalte August 5, 2011

Busty St. Clair

The name that Homer changes Marge's name to on the Simpsons.

Modelled after famed porn queen Jasmine St. Clair.

Homer also entertains: Chesty LaRue, and Hootie McBoob as options to name marge

"Busty St. Clair is a very suitable porn name"

by DB January 13, 2005

Burtraynolds

A renowned Troll on World of Warcraft on the PVP server of Firetree for his ability to troll while being "Immune" to Game-Masters, pissing off everyone, and taking over a server in less than a month. He is also the OP of many troll-lines used if most of the WoWfags chat logs.

Reportedly also to have had 53 tickets waved aside after being reported in mass-amounts as an attempt to ban him.

... Your no Burtraynolds you faggot.

by FATalWIS August 21, 2010