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Italian Bunk Bed

When you and your homie fall asleep on top of each other with your hands in each other’s pants.
Jake: Damn that was a crazy night last night Garrett and I didn’t have a place to sleep so we had to do the Italian Bunk Bed.
by Ivana B Jay May 1, 2021
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Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone”
Bro1: Man you know i love you but “There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard”.
Bro2: fuck
by sukan December 27, 2022
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I'll be in my bunk

Coined by Jayne Cobb in the TV series Firefly, and said throughout one episode when he felt aroused by the ship's resident Companion and her female client.
"I'll be in my bunk"
by Klamath November 18, 2006
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bunk bed head

When you remove the matress on the top bunk of the bunk bed, lie on your stomach, and stick your dick through an opening on the bedframe so the other person can suck it
"Damn, we were getting freaky last night! She has a bunk bed and we removed the top matress so she could give me bunk bed head. She sucked my dick like she was a hamster!"
by Herr Schwanze January 26, 2021
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I'll be in my bunk

A subtle hint that whatever has just occurred was so arousing that the person who said it needs to go someplace private and masturbate...alot.
Guy 1: Look over there, something extremely sexy is happening.
Guy 2: I'll be in my bunk.
by Blargenfast November 4, 2015
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lower bunk chrono

A highly sought-after and coveted commodity inside prison that keeps one from having to scale that upper bunk.
I got myself a lower bunk chrono and nobody will pry it from me, ever.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019
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Nukin da bunk

Amazing, valid, something that is great, a way to express your feelings on something or someone.
A conversation between two best friends

Joe:Are we friends?
Steve:You’re nukin da bunk
Joe:What does that even mean?!?!
by 45er March 2, 2022
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