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Bruce Willis 

v. to shave balding hair on your head with the hope that it will make you look cool again.
e.g. from TMZ on Prince Edward's thinning hair: "He ought to Bruce Willis that."
Bruce Willis by tuxwrench May 25, 2009
to be punched in the face hard enough to cause an absence of braces, on occasion followed by loss of conciseness.
"yooo! that nigga just got BRACED"

bruce springsteen 

Fantastic musician who writes excellent songs and tops them off with a brilliant sound. His music is innovative and has a point to it, which is more than what can be said for the plastic, tasteless artists of today, e.g. Good Charlotte. He is just truly awesome.
Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out, Born To Run, Born In The U.S.A, Thunder Road, She's The One. truly mesmerising stuff.
bruce springsteen by BadLieutenant October 31, 2004

Bruce Juice 

Bruce Lee Potion that Steve Uerkel created for his machine that changes him into different characers (i.e. including Stefan).
"Steve and Carl kicked the bandits' asses thanks to the Bruce Juice."

Robert the Bruce 

Robert the Bruce was allowed to be King of Scotland after apologising to Mel Gibson for trying to kill him as a sort of witty joke. Encouraged by an encounter with a spider on the Isle of Arran, he burned his bannocks or "boxer shorts" in front of the English Army, and proceeded to slaughter them because of his ingenious rules of battle (whereby anyone who correctly guessed their enemy's nationality was allowed "free hits").

One day Robert the Bruce is coming back, and then certain people will be in big trouble. He will sort everything out. He will tell us what to do. He will buy us presents. He will let us bring in games instead of doing work, and he will give out mini Mars Bars for those who please him. He is not really dead, this is a vicious and unsubstantiated rumour propounded by the same scientists who claim that dinosaurs are extinct.

This is not a joke and is deadly serious. Also he will let us have a go on his horse.
Robert the Bruce... Also see giggles and John Robinson
Robert the Bruce by kodiac1 July 4, 2006

Bruce Springsteen 

A Rock legend who has been considered by many people to be one of the greatest American songwriters of all time. If you think the Boss sucks, then you should start to consider on why you're actually given the privilege to actually breathe.
His newest album "Devils & Dust" is being released April 26th.
Bruce Springsteen by KyLe March 24, 2005