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Broccoli Ice Cream

Def: Reference to a woman or group of women whose apparent sexual attractiveness can be directly attributed to the fact that the man identifying the subject as attractive has simply been in a long-term, monogamous relationship (usually a decade or more).

Origin: The terms stems from the idea that after exclusively eating vanilla ice cream over an extraordinarily long period of time, even odd flavors of ice cream that you would not normally consider eating might sound more appealing than vanilla.
Example 1:
Married Man: "Yo man, check out the hotties in the booth over there!"
Friend: "Nah, bro .. that's Broccoli Ice Cream."

Example 2:
Wife: "I saw you checking out the ass on that Broccoli Ice Cream walking her dog. You know she has grandkids, right?"
by dipdanger July 13, 2012
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Brocede

A word to describe when a complete "bro"/"dude" does what HE wants without taking into consideration what anyone else may believe is correct or proper.
He crashed the party, and in his hands he was carrying an OPEN bottle of Jager and a cooler. We were all silent as he walks in and brocedes to pull all of the shot glasses in the cupboards out onto the counter.
by VictoriousRex May 9, 2013
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A bro shall never go to a party where your bros cannot come
Brocode#32 Zaki says to bro, sorry bro you cant come
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brocorp

a company fitting somewhere in the range of broness, e.g. low, medium or high on the brometer. One brocorp emits so much broness that there is overt ass-grabbing in hallway. Another brocorp is more subtle with locker room nicknames for the coolest guys (a.k.a. douchebags) and banter about who's got the more prestigious club membership.
"You work for them? I hear that is a total brocorp, with full-on perp walks for harassment."
"Nah', Dude. We are more of a quiet brocorp, where you just don't invite the uncool folks or women to cocktail hour."
by 5MFun February 22, 2018
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Broccoon

A Raccoon that does CrossFit, and won't shut up about it.
Last night there was a noise in my backyard, and when I went to look, there was a Broccoon with my trash can lifted over his head. He was drinking a green smoothie, and flexing in a sleeveless shirt that said, "Moons Out, Raccoons Out."
by Alexander The Ghoul July 31, 2018
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Broceries

A gay male has another male sit on his face and eat his booty
by RobRandyTravisChoocha September 24, 2018
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brochochski

A name to describe one of your best friends.
“I’m so excited! I’m going to see my brochochski tonight!”
by thisdumbitch August 1, 2018
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