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A Raccoon that does CrossFit, and won't shut up about it.
Last night there was a noise in my backyard, and when I went to look, there was a Broccoon with my trash can lifted over his head. He was drinking a green smoothie, and flexing in a sleeveless shirt that said, "Moons Out, Raccoons Out."
by Alexander The Ghoul July 31, 2018
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