Broccoon 

A Raccoon that does CrossFit, and won't shut up about it.

Last night there was a noise in my backyard, and when I went to look, there was a Broccoon with my trash can lifted over his head. He was drinking a green smoothie, and flexing in a sleeveless shirt that said, "Moons Out, Raccoons Out."

Broccoon by Alexander The Ghoul July 31, 2018

Broccountability 

A bond formed between bros; often realized when one bro says, "I've got your back bro". Broccountabilty is often found in gyms where bro's scultp together.

Ryan: Man I just love all the gruntswellin' weve been doing lately.

Ben: Yeah bra, the broccountability is off the chain.

Broccountability by BenGordon October 25, 2011

brocoon 

a cocoon of bro's as if a bromance existed between many people. Each member has a name consisting a bro term. like broski or brochacho.

I'm in a brocoon with Broseidon and Brochu.

brocoon by ariatarii April 5, 2011

braccoon 

A person with booty flakes on their face and eye-bags making them appear as a raccoon

Girl#1- Omfg why does she look dead
Girl#2- Braccoon lookin ass

braccoon by anonymous June 10, 2021