Bower

(noun)

"hooker-hookup"

Bower gots hoes like Ludacris.

by Mike M. April 3, 2003

bowers

A huge, mis-shapen and somewhat sloppy turd that typically occurs after a particularly poor party and contains small nuggets of corn or peanuts, to add texture so one "feels it" on it's way out. Should never be used in conjunction with a "Cleveland Steamer" or a "Pittsurgh Platter."

Oh man, I took one hell of a bowers this morning

by the gypsy August 18, 2006

bowers

The ring of fecal material around the toilet bowl above the water line that had been shot out of an asshole at a high velocity (often accompanied by diarrhea).

I bet that hot, wet shit I just took created a bowers.

by Urinal Cake January 12, 2008

blowzer

fart, flatulence, passing gas.

When I was a little kid, my parents would ask me "Did you let a blowzer?"

Mother to young son:
"I smell a blowzer. Do you want to get out of the car and walk? Wipe that smile off of your face before I slap it off."

by john October 29, 2004

boozer

A caveman Carlos of the Cleveland Cavaliers; used interchangeably when imitating the Frankenstien monster, or making "Crush, Kill, Destroy, Smash" noises a la Soloman Grundy

When preparing to shoot a freethrow: "Boozer, SMASH!"

by Tim February 6, 2004

boozer

an insane dog that does love to drive people crazy and bark at any living thing that moves

boozer! get off the fuckng bed and stop barking!

by junky monkey from funky town January 17, 2010

bowers

the epitome of a total piece of shit in life.

tracy dropped out school.
what a piece a shit...she turned out to be a real bowers.

by jeremy345 January 12, 2008