blowzer

fart, flatulence, passing gas.

When I was a little kid, my parents would ask me "Did you let a blowzer?"

Mother to young son:
"I smell a blowzer. Do you want to get out of the car and walk? Wipe that smile off of your face before I slap it off."

by john October 29, 2004

Full Blowner

A variation of the typical boner, the Full Blowner is a boner which has reached terminal capacity in both girth and length, pulsating and throbbing almost uncontrollably. It is almost always at a 180 degree angle to one's stomach, unless it is naturally crooked. The Full Blowner typically occurs just before ejaculation and has a short life span.

"Dude, that full blowner is worth writing home about!"

by hollywoody November 5, 2009

Malaysian gas blower

When someone places their asshole on a vagina and farts in it.

He gave her a Malaysian gas blower after a large meal of baked beans

by Monsterilla May 10, 2020

Wad blower

An event or happening so incredible/amazing that it would instantly induce premature ejaculation.

Did you see the finale of Lost?

Yes, it was a total wad blower!

by Eurospy March 5, 2009

Window blower

A person who gives head through the window of a vehicle.

The window blower I spotted in the alley sure did look like a girl I went to school with. She was really enjoying the cock.

by lalaloveless June 25, 2016

Leaf Blower

Person who's sole purpose is to make their mess the problem of other people.

Derivation: Leaf blowers blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don't remove the mess, but just relocate it.

Leaf blowers are the epitome of what is wrong with society.

That leaf blower better not move their mess to my house!

by Cr8zy88 February 1, 2013

Flute Blower

A green earthy hippie type. Can commonly be seen in frocky woven hemp gear, playing tribal wooden flutes at the sight of fallen trees. Smells strongly of Patchouli oil. The male versions typically sport copious amounts of hair on the top and front of the head. The females tend to have massive amounts of hair everywhere else. Both versions smell like shit.

The guy on the show American Inventor who pranced into the board room playing a flute (Flute Blower) to introduce his invention consisting of three sticks. His life story included examples of him and his friends making random music at their commune in the hills around San Francisco.

by WheresMyronBaker February 12, 2010