bollingering

From malingering -- to evade duty or work by pretending to be incapacitated -- it means to drink so much champagne (Bollinger) at lunch that you are actually incapacitated for the rest of the day.

The company's cracking down on Bollingering since so many people are taking 3-hour lunch breaks.

by mizkitteh June 2, 2009

Bowling eights

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and when he cums in her mouth, she makes out with him and they both swallow it.

After Kate gave me a blowjob, we did bowling eights.

by IEatTheSky May 18, 2010

Bowling for Ass

To fling one's balls with such force that your entire body is propelled toward the nearest gaping anus. Both balls in the ass signify a strike and one ball signifies a spare.

I went bowling for ass at David's house last night. We were getting strikes left and right.

by DecayingReverie July 24, 2015

bowling bald

When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.

Not to be confused with bowling balled.

Damn, that guy is bowling bald. I could check my reflection in that shit.

by heyitsRachel June 30, 2016

Bollingbrooks

Testicles. Can be used anywhere you'd use bollocks if you want to sound vaguely Elizabethan.

Will, thou don't half talk a load of old bollingbrooks.

by Muddy Funster December 10, 2020

Bolingbrook

Full of underage drivers that are on their phones and is the home to many car crashes along with criminals that are super retarded and have no use for living

I GOT RUN OVER IN BOLINGBROOK!!!!!!!! WHY!??!?!?

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Bowling

Grabbing a dude from behind with your thumb inside his asshole and your middle and ring fingers fondling each testicle. Hand placement is similar to holding a bowling ball.

"He wasn't paying attention in the locker room so I took his ass bowling."

by Samir UwU March 13, 2021