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Boil

by Timewarpeyeballs March 19, 2018
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Boil-o

A magical substance which emerges when heating water over a gas stove which has the same effect of heating water as the burning gas.
You cannot disprove or argue the existence of boil-o!
by April 12, 2022
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boiling my nuts

When someone makes you so upset, almost like making your blood boil.
"Katie is really boiling my nuts."
by Nutboiler August 15, 2025
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Ocean Boiling

A thesis with a range wider than the ocean, is comprehensive and irrefutable, so impactful it is ocean boiling.
(Other similar expressions here call it fruitless or impossible, it has always had a positive connotation to me.)
We are so competitive thanks to our Ocean Boiling marketing strategy, ticking all the boxes.
by anonymous November 13, 2021
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Boiling Water

I wanted to scream but I didn't want to be alone so I started boiling water
by InkoStuff January 28, 2024
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Boil

Like a pimple, but ten times worse.
Imagine you have a pimple.

Now, imagine it's huge and sensitive; so sensitive that if even your clothes brush against it, it hurts like a motherfucker. (If you actually hit it against something, nobody will blame you for screaming, swearing, and/or crying.)

Next, imagine that it takes several days of constantly attacking it before it finally stops hurting and starts to shrink. Also, you have to wait until it becomes vulnerable and occasionally take breaks even then.

Then, imagine that it can and will appear only in places where it's easy to aggravate. If one appear in your groin area, or - even better (not) - ON YOUR PRIVATES, buckle up, because it's gonna be miserable.

Next, imagine that when it's finally on the way out, it may still take another week to fully disappear. And even then, there's a good chance that more will show up unless you do take action.

And just like that, you have a boil. Fun, isn't it? (No, it's not.)
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 11, 2024
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Seafood Boil

When your vaginas get sunburned from scissoring on the beach.
This seafood boil ruined my vacation… been bathing in aloe for two days straight.
by Fireislandlovestories June 15, 2022
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