bads

The most shit a human could ever want the leader of all drug dealers and will be trillionares in the future building skyscapers and shit wiv diamond led by sinekan,ali and mahdi

THOMAS:where the fuck dyu work?
sinekan veeehwegweygerygeyufryufyuguysgyu:i work in the BADS
THOMAS:u wot mate
sinekan veeehwegweygerygeyufryufyuguysgyu:The BAD'S
THOMAS:no fucking way ,here take my shop and my money and my wife and my house.

by weedforaliving December 19, 2017

boardsplaining

When your Board of Directors tells you something you should be doing for your company that is either completely wrong, completely impossible, or completely obvious.

The board member was boardsplaining to the Director of Engineering that if she hired more engineers, more work would get done.

by lynnepig July 26, 2018

boastivation

when you boast about something you actually don't have in the moment of boasting about it, but rather say it in order to motivate you to get there faster so you wont end up lieing to your friends/acquantances and won't make a fool out of yourself.

"bro why'd u flex"
"ahh he's just mastering the art of boastivation"
"...wait... wha'?"

by onesyphorus March 29, 2019

boatslam

Bend Over And Take the Spanking Like A Man.

Used in reference to an extremely difficult challenge heavily favoring one side. Can be used as a noun or as a verb in the past tense form boatslammed.

When you're an idiot, every day is a boatslam.

No matter how many times he played Battletoads, he always got boatslammed by the Turbo Tunnel.

by StereoBravo March 2, 2021

boaden

A male who stinks like ass and corn chips

Damn I smell like boaden

by 4tastic March 8, 2021

Boado effect

When an event occurs that happens to be bad, it tends to happen to idiotic people who don’t have any idea they are getting manipulated

Cameron was having a great day untill her mum hit her with a belt, that occurred because of the boado effect

by killualover February 7, 2023

Urban-Boaster

Somebody who posts their name on UrbanDictionary, boasting (lying) about them being awesome, cool, etc.

Guy 1: Dude, I just added my name as a word on UrbanDictionary!
Guy 2: Really? What did you put for the definition?
Guy 1: I said that I am the coolest person at school and I get all the girls! Man, I'm so cool!
Guy 2: I can't believe I am friends with an Urban-Boaster.

by AwfulDarkJedi October 20, 2009