Pet Is Birth 

A common catch-cry of college students across New Zealand. It is used when there is nothing else to say in the class-room environment eg, akward silence or just the chance to just get attention.
It's origins are largely unknown but it is suggested that it started in the year 10 KingsWay School Drama class in the year 2004.
'Pet Is birth' is a classic example of a random concept that never died down. It spread like wildfire it maybe one day it will be written down in the annals of time itself.

Mrs Robotham! Pet Is birth!

Pet Is Birth by Trada October 9, 2004

day of birth

...the selfish distraction given to a woman that negates someone's birthday

Happy Day of Birth to you Gloria, you are so brave - fuck your kid's birthday!

day of birth by powerless cynic November 20, 2013

toilet birth 

when a pregnant lady goes to the bathroom to drop a duece, but a wonderful joy of life comes out. a baby.

Tim- fuck you

Jim- no fuck you you shit stained toilet birth.

toilet birth by Jacky (passive) February 8, 2008

Somali birth 

When someone does a big smelly jobby in their pants.

Man needs a jobby outside, no toilet paper, "somali birth is happening".

Somali birth by G UNIT IN DA CLUB PAPA G!!!! June 27, 2010

after birth abortion

a slang developed by the anti-more kids agency, headed by George coyne. it is meant for people who cannot afford real abortions, so they wait for the baby to be born, and squish it.

ill do that after birth abortion for free, your kid is ugly.

after birth abortion by George Coyne April 20, 2004

redneck birth control 

A form of birth control usually consisting of anything bought at walmart. (Duct tape, clothespins, pvc pipe, ziploc bags, etc.)

Hey i went to walmart and got some redneck birth control from the craft section

redneck birth control by Skammmmm October 8, 2015

baptist birth control 

See; Anal Sex.

"Did you at least use a condom?"

"No, but it's ok. We used Baptist Birth Control."

baptist birth control by MrChainsaw90 April 3, 2020