by jayzee616 November 8, 2007
Get the star blaster mug.One who brags about accomplishments only to have it turn and bite them in the ass, a common occurrence in Fantasy Football leagues.
Upon the conclusion of fantasy football Week 5, Jeremy had won all five of his matches. "Hey guys do you want to see my trophy for five wins!" he proclaimed as he bragged of the leagues chincy award. The rest of the league jeered as Jeremy's ego-meter pegged at "full retard."
Upon conclusion of the season, Jeremy and his team of peons found themselves in the running for another award, the toilet plunger the league had designated as the trophy of shame for last place.
The trophy boaster's early celebration had inevitably set the scene for fantasy football's equivalent of a premature ejaculation, something Jeremy was very familiar with.
Upon conclusion of the season, Jeremy and his team of peons found themselves in the running for another award, the toilet plunger the league had designated as the trophy of shame for last place.
The trophy boaster's early celebration had inevitably set the scene for fantasy football's equivalent of a premature ejaculation, something Jeremy was very familiar with.
by Redrockets December 23, 2010
Get the Trophy Boaster mug.A form of masturbation involving fingering ones ass hole and extremely runny diarrhea. The act can be extremely loud and messy and for unknown reasons is frowned upon when carried out in public.
After days of eating Taco Bell, Ronald finally had the shits necessary to Ass-Blasterbate to the best of his abilities.
by TheWopShop December 31, 2013
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by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021
Get the turdkey baster mug.A tit blaster is a guy who runs around with a large knitting needle, popping augmented breasts like balloons.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
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by Tina Tongetwat June 5, 2007
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"Wow man i saw you with those hoes your rlly beginning to act like a bigster with all your money and stuff".
"I know man its just how i roll".
"I know man its just how i roll".
by bobsaturn May 10, 2008
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