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chicks before dicks

for girls to always choose your girlfriends before your boyfriend
friend1: "won't your boyfriend get upset"

friend2: "he knows my friends are before him"
by devilish bonbon May 4, 2005
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slip it on before you slip it in

1. rule before having sex right besides finding out if the chick has STD's

2.to put a condom on to prevent more accidents like YOU from walking around
dude: me and my girlfriend are going to get busy
wise friend: alright, slip it on before you slip it in
by gangsta99 October 7, 2007
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Before you go to Hollywood

Said to someone who is starting to get an uppity attitude, usually to let them know that it's not appreciated.
Daughter: I've been asked to the prom by five boys. I bet that's more than any other girl.

Mom: Yes, well, before you go to Hollywood, could you take out the trash?
by Darshan1 October 18, 2008
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the before trick

when you place eye drops on your eyes before you begin your marijuana smoking session, works much better than the after trick
jimmy and chris were talking about the before trick and benji asks "wat it it?" jimmy replies by saying "its when u place eye drops before you start smoking" benji with a surprised face says "ooooohhhhhhh"
by cptxcannabis June 1, 2010
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dish before the main dish

pre-dish is the "dish before the main dish". duh!
the pre-dish, dish before the main dish, is awesome...he's the appetizer!
by talldarknhandsome September 25, 2013
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uteruses before duderuses

There's this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. Hope he asks me out, except I do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. Uteruses before duderuses
by Nostrils4dayz January 4, 2017
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Bros before Hoes

When your talking to a THOT and she ask you to go out but your friends want to hangout
You: Sup THOT
Her: hey you want to go to the movies

You: Sorry bros before hoes
Her mom: YOU WILL NOT TALK TO MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT

Call ends
by Smart Mexican dude October 24, 2019
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