basicism

the professional art of being basic

"Your level of basicism is too high"

by Tommy Mats January 28, 2015

Briggsy Basics

The art of fertilizing a man's inner abdomen.

Arty twat: Ooh look at me, I'm bent and I'm an expert in Briggsy Basics.

by Kev's jap's-eye September 18, 2006

Basic

Likened to children, a 'basic' is a term used to describe someone with attributes of idiocy, foolishness and child-like behaviour. A 'basic' commonly has little to no intelligence, and struggles to break social barriers. A 'basic' often reverts to exaggeration and deceit to over come these social barriers and gain a mild sense of acceptance within his/her friendship circles.

Mr Jones: 'I love my barbie doll she so poe'

Mrs Smith: ' You are ridiculous, obscene and basic'

Mr Jones jnr: 'Daddy I want a car and I want it now!'
Mr Jones snr: 'Shut up you spoilt child, I hate your basic demands'

by the pogo demons September 2, 2010

Basic White Bitch

Basic White Bitch- (noun) Bae-sick Why-eat Beach / (1) Caucasian female who loves Chipotle & Panera more than oxygen. (2) Often says "BÆ" aggressively (3) Starbuck is life (4) owns an iPhone

She's a basic white bitch, but I gotta love her 😊 💝
God she's such a basic white bitch it's annoying
I'm a basic white bitch and I love it

by flamin_joy September 22, 2016

Basic White Boy

-rich brat

-dad is a stockbroker and mom is an anesthesiologist
-wears $50 Vineyard Vines polo shirts with that retarded ass whale, Chubbies shorts, and Sperrys
-part of a country club and yacht club
-has a Rolex watch
-all of his friends conform to all of the stereotypes listed above

It doesn't matter how hideous or ridiculous-looking an item of clothing is; if it's expensive, a basic white boy is gonna hoard that shit.

by HPTrash November 12, 2017

Visual Basic

A programming language for morons, and people that are too stupid to learn real programming languages.

It is commonly taught in schools and colleges, so retards can understand it and become "leet".

Him: Man, i'm cool because I know Visual Basic.
Me: No, you're not.

by I need no introduction. October 3, 2005

Basic white bitch

Usually goes by the name of Jennifer and denies being a basic person. Enjoys basic dice games and is very competitive.

Jennifer is such a basic white bitch

by Vortre July 24, 2018