barbershop remorse

The sense of regret you get after getting a new haircut, either because the barber screwed it up, or because your hair looked better before. Usually overcome in a day.

Jim felt a strong sense of barbershop remorse after realizing that a mohawk probably wasn't the best cut for his job interview later that evening.

by dabbleinstocks December 4, 2016

Barbecue Brothers

When yo boy was eatin’ some ribs and this girl comes over and sits on his face, but then later she sits on yo face an you get some sauce on yo face.

Cole: Hey do you wanna be barbecue brothers?
Justin: What the fuck is barbecue brothers?
Cole: When you and yo boy have the same girl sitting on yo faces when ya been eating some barbecue.
Justin: Dude what the fuck? No.

by Maxxer69 June 8, 2018

barbecue milkshake

A shake that you can tell someone to make at Sonic (the drive-thu).

Luis: Hi, can I get a vanilla shake but can you mix it with barbecue sauce?

Sonic Lady: *literal 9 seconds pass bye*.. is that all?

Luis: Yep!

*shake is given*

Luis: Ah yes, I would like to get 14 different people to try my barbecue milkshake.

by Not Luis but perhaps Ethan S May 17, 2019

barbequed

Absolutely and 100% high. Every inch of your body is on another universe type of baked.

Dude, I am so barbequed rn.

by ahoyboi April 4, 2019

barberesser

A kick ass female that is both a hairdresser and barber.

Hey bro, you need to check out my barberesser! Her fades and line-ups are off the hook with the pantyhose barber!

by The Pantyhose Barber April 15, 2019

Barbecue Chicken Toast

When someone gets roasted really badly!

Friend 1: Hey man, how was the party?
Friend 2: It was fine, but when someone tried to insult me, I barbecue chicken toasted them!

by IHateDespacito4 April 21, 2019

barber fornication

going to a barber thats not ur barber. similar to cheating on ur barber, but more severe

accused: i havent missed a cut in 8 years! i didnt cheat!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!

by broski of broskis October 8, 2019