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Anti-Banter 

The antithesis of banter, open to interpretation. It can be applied to a wide variety of situations

The worlds worst possible insult. one does not want to be accused of antibanter or be described as an antibanterer

Antibanterer: a person with the rare skill of stopping banter dead in its tracks, worst than shanter or even ganter.

usually occurs in aspirational girls who shun jokes as a distraction to their "climb"
Chap A:wow that girl is such anti-banter

Chap B: yeah mate i know, she demonstrates the skill of antibant
Anti-Banter by antibant police February 5, 2012

Anti-banter 

Someone, a killjoy, generally not participating in banter that is happening at the time, like cling filming a person's car or pranking a load of people because they are too wuss, too tired or for any reason for that matter
Stop being anti-banter and help us cling film the van.

I'm not tired, stupid anti-banter eyes.
Anti-banter by Craig Donaldson August 29, 2006

Canter banter 

Is it possible to correct a spelling mistake in my definition of 'canter banter' submitted yesterday? The sentence should read "... Canterbury Christ Church OR the University of Kent" and not "OF". Thank you :-)
Canter banter by ellenstone July 27, 2009

The Banter Years 

The period between October 2012 - Ongoing where Rangers F.C. ceased to exist and the inanimate corpse known as Sevco Ltd has risen from their shallow grave. During this time the club has faced public humiliation on and off the park being the whipping boys of the superior Celtic FC. However, in this pit of misery has come a small glimmer of comedic value. The Banter Years.
Tom Miller: (Applying Blue Tinted Goggles) .. Rangers dominating the game here, all one sided, into these dirty fenia..
Hugh Burns: Wits the Goalie Dain Tom!!!!
*Delightful chip by Moussa Dembele lands in the Rangers goal*
Tom Miller: (Distorted Muffling) Typical... What a goal though. Would appreciate if you didn't help fuel the Banter Years here Hugh ffs this will go viral.

Idle banter 

The freely spoken gibberish of those still free to gibber.

"Wordplay of the unemployable"

Not to be confused with idle worship.
They heard some idle banter coming from the speakeasy.

Oh, not again Brian.
Idle banter by ThreeMetalMonkey November 21, 2018

shan banter

Humour and personality of an undesirable nature, conversational skills of an intolerable standard, the inability to integrate oneself into the flow of jovial nonchalence, inadvertantly depressing dialogue, sick, nasty or 'over-the-top' prankstery.
Person 1 - "That clown never shuts up about how fast his brother's car is or how much money his Dad earns"

Person 2 - "I know, shan banter"

OR

Person 1 - "I had that cow moaning at me all night about how she's got no career and all her men have been pigs"

Person 2 - "Ooooooh, shan banter"

OR

Person 1 - "Did you hear those sickos put cow dung in a super soaker and squirted a blind guy?"

Person 2 - "Seriously? Shan Banter!"
shan banter by RioFender September 21, 2009