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Backdoor Green Apple Quicksteps

Diarrhea. Specifically, the gut wrenching stomach twisting kind of diarrhea that results from an over-indulgence of green apples or food poisoning. It's characterized by arapid and often unexpected onset.
That meal gave me a bad case of the backdoor green apple quicksteps.
by (]ieHar[) May 14, 2009
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Backdoor Turkey

Before you put your dick in the girls ass, you get your dick real cold. So when you stick it in her she screams with a chilled, pleasured screech. Like a turkey.
What was that sound?

I don't know, I just saw him leave the freezer and he was naked.

Maybe he gave her a Backdoor Turkey.
by GPayte May 9, 2011
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Band-tastic!

Used to express your enthusiasm for a band with such an amazing groove you can't find the words to describe how much you are feeling them.
Origin: 2011, Little Bear Saloon, Evergreen CO when checking out SoundRabbit (.com).
These guys are hot. They're Band-tastic!
by Dynamic Chick May 23, 2011
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Band Bang

When all of a bands members, (most likely of the death metal genre) picks one female to violently fuck all at once. She ends up dying at the end but oh well.
Dude my bandmates and I totally fucked the shit out of this one girl, all at the same time! It was a huge Band Bang!
by IsnideOvHell December 15, 2011
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band competitions

Generally the most fun experience you will ever have. Seriously. Ever. Usually surrounded by friends, instruments, and generally awesome people simply by the fact they are in band, you can expect the funniest jokes, gestures, and awkward silences. You will be talking about or acting out something very strange that you and your "bus buddy" will be the only ones to understand. While doing so, everything will go silent and you will be regarded as the strangest person in band. Until it happens to someone else. You can watch the croud as you be the most fabulous people on Earth ever. Watch them carefully for they are your peasants. You will take over the world after you take home the biggest fuckin trophy you have ever seen in your mega god life. They may not be worshipping you yet but you are harnessing their energy. Even if you don't know it. Subconsciously, your mind is screaming "MORE POWAH" and you are succeeding. You will then ride home with a bunch of people covered in blankets, half asleep, complaining about being too hot and how bad their marching shoes smell. Not to mention everyone's head will hurt from wearing tight buckets on their head with your hair stuffed inside. Enjoy your inside jokes afterwords and never speak to anyone about anything that happened that night. Ever. Everyone will want to send you to a psychiatric ward.
Drum major: "guys remember those band competitions? They were SO FUN!

Rest of band: "you speak of this to no one"
by Casslyn99 November 3, 2013
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backdead

Having little or no sense of feeling when a person(s) is performing activities on a back of one’s torso.
Link: “I can’t feel em on my back, that’s why I’m so good at getting massages.” Rhett: “I think you might be backdead man.”
by JustTheChip June 1, 2019
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Backdoor Piece

A female who is so dusty you have to take them through back doors in public so people won't see you with them.
"Yeah she's a backdoor piece but I'm still gonna hit it"
by Vato 63 October 15, 2019
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