Business Shit

When two people need to take a shit at the same time. The first person takes a shit in the normal fashion, the second person sits on the first's lap, facing them, and shits in between the first person's legs.

Used only in circumstances where both people are in a hurry. By no means has any sexual connotation.

"Holy Shit, David, I really need to take a shit!"
"Dammit, Logan, I gotta shit too!"
"I guess we're just gonna have to business shit it up..."
"I gotta shit so bad, that's fine with me."

by Hugh G Wreksion July 25, 2009

business card

To sleep with a girl with whom you obtained or have given a business card to that night.

"I gave her my business card, and I might fax her ass in the morning"

by J.Dubbs April 27, 2006

business good

adj. Financially beneficial. Economically prudent.

Investing in the stock market was a business good decision.

by itsthatbradguy February 22, 2008

Business Drunk

When everyone wears a tie and sunglasses and gets wasted. Doing this guarantees an awesome night. Well it's assumed so, no one has ever actually remembered anything the next day. Inspired by an episode of 30 Rock.

Example One:
Tisha get your tie, Cindy and I are going business drunk to the Grotto.

Example Two:
I have an interview in the morning, so I'm preparing for it by getting business drunk tonight.

Example Three:
Frat Guy: Dude why do I keep finding all these ties in random places?

Frat Guy Two: Dude Business Drunk last night.

by Hottie McHotterton October 4, 2009

Business Sock

When a male ejaculates onto the bare foot of a passed out male or female and puts back on their sock. Thats why they call it the "business sock."

"Oh man I just gave Jane the sloppiest business sock ever!"

"Shit man dats whack"

by Estebanita November 16, 2007

business suit

Waking up naked with a boner...Ready for business. (Stems from Birthday Suit)

Woke up Sunday morning with my Business suit. Brooke was looking so hot, I was ready to go.

by ynbk June 16, 2009

Business Class

Taking this is a terrible decision.

Business class is so boring. I’m writing this in business class. Business class is SO boring that I’m writing an Urban Dictionary definition about it to help relieve bordom in the class. It’s not working.
It’s SO boring that I was just touring Penny Lane in Google Street View.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 22, 2019