Code slang for when a person poops and finds there is no mess to wipe up. A nice, clean, no-wipe bowel movement that takes little time to pass. In context, usually a person is a bit proud of their bowel movement when this happens. Can be used as a noun or a verb, depending on the sentence.
Joe: "Hey Leah, I just had a Bald Eagle!" Leah: "Oh really? I bald eagled today too! What a coincidence!".
by Lexi C. O'Grapher June 22, 2020
(noun): the act of giving and receiving from the erect male genitalia. Its roots go back to June 28 BC where two cave people discovered that the head of an erect penis resembled the head of a majestic American Bald Eagle.
Brb about to go get some bald eagle.
I can't hang out tonight, the bald eagle is perched on top of a full staff.
My bald eagle was ruined. It was perched on top of a half mast.
I can't hang out tonight, the bald eagle is perched on top of a full staff.
My bald eagle was ruined. It was perched on top of a half mast.
by Terminator69 June 28, 2015
A bagel that originally had toppings (sesame seeds, poppy seeds, etc) that has subsequently had all of the toppings brushed off before consumption.
by freedomFREEDOM August 20, 2015
by baldcoconutman69 April 05, 2011
by koolaidftw April 08, 2011
When you shave your head so you have a "U" shape hairline and then rub the bald spot on a women's muff.
by e_larsen0710 February 21, 2008
A man/woman who shaves their head as a OPTION
Ewwww, baldness thats optional... like if your dying it's okay but as an option when you have healthy hair? EWWW!!!
Ewwww, baldness thats optional... like if your dying it's okay but as an option when you have healthy hair? EWWW!!!
by J-man1990 June 04, 2008