Batting Glove

A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.

Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Button Orgy

When a group of two or more players mindlessly tap a button during a video game. This usually happens during the main menu of a game. The first player tries to set up the game while the other players also try to set it up but at the same time, everyone is fighting for control by tapping buttons.

1st player: alright, let me choose a map...

2nd player: tapping "A" and also trying to set up game.

3rd player: tapping "A" and also trying to set up game.

4th player: tapping "A" and also trying to set up game.

1st player: holy shit! last night during call of duty, their was a huge button orgy

by Hempn August 30, 2010

slut buttons

Buttons that snap together instead of go through a loop, therefore allowing the shirt to be ripped off in a sexual, erotic fashion without fear of damaging the garment.

Ben pulled his shirt apart, but due to his slut buttons, the shirt wasn't damaged.

by Seanathon Supreme August 10, 2008

Fartin' Barton

When your roommate comes home from dinner and his farts smell so bad that they clear the room.

My friend came home and Fartin' Bartoned the entire second floor of our house.

by 9 Cider May 18, 2010

Cancel Button

An imaginary button to show disinterest or to reply in the negative to a proposal. Can be accompanied by a hand signal of a finger pushing down on a surface or the other hand.

To 'hit the cancel button' is to stop doing something, or cancel an activity or relationship.

What do you think of Ashleigh? Quite hot..
Mate, cancel button. She's definitely 14.

Where were you in the lecture today? I didn't see you.
Nah, I was so hungover I had to hit the cancel button.

by Jimbob64 August 26, 2010

joey barton

Silly, makes strange noises, can change reality with words, his younger brother is gay, person of the year in 2006 in time magazine, 6 foot tall, 185 lbs, brown eyes, bacteria in mouth, needs root canal, has risk of infected lymph node, has gingivitis, appreciates stories that don't suck, is a grammar Nazi commander, hates twilight, stepped on a worm once, wears shoes, is Caucasian, has pheromones, is male, not female, not bread, has a soul but does not believe in them, eats food and babies which is still food, on occasion. He also believes that cocaine is a hell of a drug, but does not like drugs. Also, he hates republicans, and liberals, and dirty hippies, and people made out of wax, and black licorice, and children, especially small ones. (the ones that smell funny and chew their own fingers) He likes to make his friends take down way to much dictation. Is a troll by nature. Hates trolls. Hates irony. Hates lists, especially lists of characteristics, hates urban dictionary, hates being defined, and is currently helping with this definition. Also he hates repetition and irony. He also hates long definitions . Is hilarious at heart and hates comedy. Hates irony and repetition. Is not gay. Enjoys manipulating rules to make little brother gay, and also has a gay little brother.

He's such a joey barton. - Bill Nye
joey barton are so last week - Jim Gaffigan
Who's joey barton ? - Marilyn Manson

by Lantano May 12, 2014

crater button

When a boy/girl is kind of chunky and he/she wears a tight shirt pressing their shirt against their skin causing a huge dent or CRATER to form in there cloths filling in their enormous belly button hole

The short squeaky girl was walking toward her Altima and I saw her crater button from a light year away

by Wiggly21 April 24, 2014