Assbandit

A member of a loser gang on xvi who pretty much spends his whole day with his thumb up his ass thinking of how to be cooler than the rival gang "The Drunken Monkeys"..... too bad that will never happen.

The Assbandits private message me asking me to stop making fun other them.

by Drunken Monkey Queen April 11, 2003

asswad

Mike...see dipshit, gaywad, dumbass, fuck up, hormonal shitwad...etc.

its saying i dont have enough letters or something so afiuhsoeruhriuhagsdgf

Mike is an asswad! A fucking asswad is mike!!!!!!

by WiLd4U29620 March 31, 2005

Asswad Poncho

Nick...hes an major asswad and always wears this shirt that looks like a poncho...

Nick ur an asswad poncho...motherfucker!

by poncho hater November 5, 2003

Aswan syndrome

The belief that saying something makes it so, no matter what reality is. Common among middle managers.

The term comes from the Aswan Dam, a powerful source of electricity, all powered by De Nile (denial).

"Why don't we have enough people for this job?"

"Management have Aswan Syndrome."

by Dejaffa October 30, 2009

Assman

A person who pours the ass( last sip or two) of a beer on his/her head.

Can also be a person who pours an entire beer on his head.

Dude!, I'm the assman!

by lardawg May 3, 2009

asswad

The definition of asswad is simple it is ifact the same term as mince and tatties read exmaple and understand

Ahh some mince and tatties
o you asswad you ruined the mince and tatties
look asswad these mince and tatties are fine
o shutit asswad you have no idea what good mince and tatties are and you never will

by Stealth June 5, 2004

assanswer

ass answer

by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003